A Duet, with an Occasional ChorusDoyle, Arthur Conan
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A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Married people -- Fiction
But it is never too late to mend, so I went into the kitchen this morning
and made a tart. You can’t imagine what a lot of things one needs even
for such a simple thing as that. I thought cook was joking when she put
them all down in front of me. It was like a conjurer giving his
performance. There was an empty bowl, and a bowl full of sliced apples,
and a big board, and a rolling-pin, and eggs, and butter, and sugar, and
cloves, and of course flour. We broke eggs and put them into a bowl—you
can’t think what a mess an egg makes when it misses the bowl. Then we
stirred them up with flour and butter and things. I stirred until I was
perfectly exhausted. No wonder a cook has usually a great thick arm.
Then when it had formed a paste, we rolled it out, and put the apples in
the dish, and roofed it in, and trimmed the edges, and stuck flat leaves
made of paste all over it, and the dearest little crown in the middle.
Then we put it into the oven until it was brown. It looked a very nice
tart, and mamma said that I had made it very solidly. It certainly did
feel very heavy for its size. Mamma would not taste it, because she said
that she thought Dr. Tristram would not approve of her doing so, but I
had a piece, and really it was not so bad. Mamma said the servants might
have it at dinner, but the servants said that the poor window-cleaner had
a large family, and so we gave it to him. It is so sweet to feel that
one is of any use to any one.
What do you think happened this morning? Two wedding-presents arrived.
The first was a very nice fish slice and fork in a case. It was from
dear old Mrs. Jones Beyrick, on whom we really had no claim whatever. We
all think it so kind of her, and such a nice fish-slice. The other was a
beautiful travelling-bag from Uncle Arthur. Stamped in gold upon it were
the letters M.C., I said, ‘Oh, what a pity! They have put the wrong
initials.’ That made mamma laugh. I suppose one soon gets used to it.
Fancy how you would feel if it were the other way about, and you changed
your name to mine. They might call you Selby, but you would continue to
feel Crosse. I didn’t mean that for a joke, but women make jokes without
intending it. The other day the curate drove up in his donkey-cart, and
mother said, ‘Oh, what a nice tandem!’ I think that she meant to say
‘turn-out’; but papa said it was the neatest thing he had heard for a
long time, so mamma is very pleased, but I am sure that she does not know
even now why it should be so funny.
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