A Duet, with an Occasional ChorusDoyle, Arthur Conan
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A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Married people -- Fiction
DEAR SIR,—On arriving in London I came here at once, and checked
Farintosh’s accounts from the books of the head office. I am sorry
to say that I find a further discrepancy of seventy pounds. I am
able, however, to assure you that we have now touched bottom. The
total amount is three hundred and forty pounds, and a cheque for that
sum at your early convenience would oblige us, as we are anxious to
bring so unpleasant a business to a conclusion.—Yours truly,
JAMES WINGFIELD.
To which Frank and Maude in collaboration—
DEAR SIR,—I note your claim for £340 on account of the affairs of
your agent Farintosh. I am advised, however, that there have been
certain irregularities in the matter, about which I must make some
investigation before paying the claim.—Yours truly,
FRANK CROSSE.
To which the Hotspur Insurance Office—
SIR,—Had your letter been a plea for more time to fulfil your
engagement, we should have been content to wait; but since you appear
disposed to dispute your liability, we have no alternative but to
take immediate steps to enforce payment.—Yours truly,
JOHN WATERS, _Secretary_.
To which Frank and Maude—
SIR,—My solicitor, A. C. R. Owen, of 14 Shirley Lane, E.C., will be
happy to accept service.
Which is the correct legal English for ‘You may go to the devil!’
But this is an anticipation. In the meantime, having received the
original letter and answered it, Frank went up to town as usual, while
Maude played the more difficult part of waiting quietly at home. In his
lunch-hour Frank went to see his friend and solicitor, who in turn
obtained leave to see the bond, and came back with a grave face.
‘You have a case,’ said he, ‘but by no means a certainty. It all depends
upon how the judge might read the document. I think that it would
strengthen our case very materially if we had counsel’s opinion. I’ll
copy the bond and show it to Manners, and have his opinion before you go
back to-night.’
So Frank went round again after office-hours, and found Owen waiting in
very low spirits, for their relations were closer than those of mere
solicitor and client.
‘Very sorry,’ said he.
‘Opinion against us.’
‘Dead against us.’
Frank tried to look as if he didn’t mind.
‘Let me see it.’
It was a long blue document with the heading, ‘The Hotspur Insurance
Company, Limited, _v._ Frank Crosse.’
‘I have perused the case submitted to me, and the papers accompanying the
same,’ said the learned counsel, ‘and in my opinion the Hotspur Insurance
Company, Limited, are entitled to recover from Mr. Crosse under his
guarantee, the sum of £340, being monies received by Mr. Farintosh, and
not paid over by him to the said Company.’ There was a great deal more,
but it was anticlimax.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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