A Duet, with an Occasional ChorusDoyle, Arthur Conan
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A Duet, with an Occasional Chorus
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Married people -- Fiction
‘Well, what shall we do?’ asked Frank helplessly. The British law makes
one feel so.
‘Well, I should stand out, if I were you. There is certainly a chance.’
‘Look here, old chap,’ said Frank, ‘I may as well be honest with you. If
this thing goes against me, I am stony broke. I don’t know where your
costs are coming from.’
‘Don’t bother about that,’ said Owen kindly. ‘After all, Manners is not
infallible. Let us have Holland, and see what he can make of it.’
So twenty-four hours later Frank found Owen radiant with another opinion
in his hand.
‘Dead for us this time. Look here!’
And he read out, ‘I have carefully considered the case submitted to me
for my opinion, and the documents sent therewith. In my opinion the
Hotspur Insurance Company, Limited, are not entitled to recover against
Mr. Crosse the sum claimed by them or any part thereof, as there has been
a breach on their part of an essential condition of the guarantee.’ ‘He
reads “frequently and periodically” as we do,’ continued Owen, glancing
over the long document, ‘and he is very clear as to our case.’
‘Suppose we have another, and try the best of three,’ said Frank.
‘It’s too expensive a game. No, Holland is a sound man, and his opinion
would weigh with any judge. I think we have enough to go on with.’
‘And you think it is safe?’
‘No, no, nothing is ever safe in the law. But we can make a fight of it
now.’
And now Frank was to learn what it meant to be entangled in an intricate
clumsy old machine, incredibly cumbrous and at the same time incredibly
powerful, jolting along with its absurd forms and abominable English
towards an end which might or might not be just, but was most certainly
ruinously expensive. The game began by a direct letter from the Queen,
of all people, an honour which Frank had never aspired to before, and
certainly never did again.
Victoria, by the grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and
Ireland, Queen, Defender of the Faith, remarked abruptly to Frank Crosse
of Woking, in the county of Surrey, ‘We command you that within eight
days of the service of this writ on you, inclusive of the day of such
service, you cause an appearance to be entered for you in an action at
the suit of the Hotspur Insurance Company, Limited.’ If he didn’t do so,
Her Majesty remarked that several very unpleasant things might occur, and
Hardinge Stanley, Earl of Halsbury, corroborated Her Majesty. Maude was
frightened to death when she saw the document, and felt as if unawares
they must have butted up against the British Constitution, but Owen
explained that it was only a little legal firework, which meant that
there might be some trouble later.
‘Well, at any rate,’ said Frank, ‘it means that in eight days it will all
be over.’
Owen laughed heartily at the remark.
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