American literature -- 19th century -- Anecdotes, facetiae, satire, etc.; American poetry -- 19th century
You have watched a child playing--in those wondrous years when belief
is not bound to the eyes and the ears, and the vision divine is so
clear and unmarred, that each baker of pies in the dirt is a bard?
Give a knife and a shingle, he fits out a fleet, and, on that little
mud-puddle over the street his fancy, in purest good faith, will make
sail round the globe with a puff of his breath for a gale, will visit,
in barely ten minutes, all climes, and do the Columbus-feat hundreds
of times. Or, suppose the young poet fresh stored with delights from
that Bible of childhood “The Arabian Nights,” he will turn to a crony
and cry, “Jack, let’s play that I am a Genius!” Jacky straightway
makes Aladdin’s Lamp out of a stone, and, for hours, they enjoy each
his own supernatural powers. This is all very pretty and pleasant, but
then suppose our two urchins have grown into men, and both have turned
authors,--one says to his brother, “Let’s play we’re the American
somethings or other,--say Homer or Sophocles, Goethe or Scott (only
let them be big enough no matter what). Come, you shall be Byron or
Pope, which you choose: I’ll be Coleridge, and both shall write mutual
reviews.” So they both (as mere strangers) before many days send each
other a cord of anonymous bays. Each, piling his epithets, smiles in
his sleeve to see what his friend can be made to believe; each, reading
the other’s unbiased review, thinks--Here’s pretty high praise, but no
more than my due. Well, we laugh at them both, and yet make no great
fuss when the same farce is acted to benefit us. Even I, who, if asked,
scarce a month since, what Fudge meant, should have answered, the dear
Public’s critical judgment, begin to think sharp-witted Horace spoke
sooth when he said that the Public _sometimes_ hit the truth.
In reading these lines, you perhaps have a vision of a person in pretty
good health and condition; and yet, since I put forth my primary
edition, I have been crushed, scorched, withered, used up and put down
(by Smith with the cordial assistance of Brown), in all, if you put any
faith in my rhymes, to the number of ninety-five several times, and,
while I am writing,--I tremble to think of it, for I may at this moment
be just on the brink of it,--Molybdostom, angry at being omitted, has
begun a critique,--am I not to be pitied?[1]
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