“Oh! Many excuses. I am afraid I don’t understand,” said Don Ippolito
meekly; whereupon Mr. Ferris enlightened him in a formula (of which
he was beginning to be weary) against European misconception of the
American situation. Don Ippolito nodded his head contritely, and when
Mr. Ferris had ended, he was so much abashed that he made no motion to
show his invention till the other added, “But no matter; I suppose the
contrivance would work as well against the Southerners as the South
Americans. Let me see it, please;” and then Don Ippolito, with a
gratified smile, drew from his pocket the neatly finished model of a
breech-loading cannon.
“You perceive, Signor Console,” he said with new dignity, “that this is
nothing very new as a breech-loader, though I ask you to observe this
little improvement for restoring the breech to its place, which is
original. The grand feature of my invention, however, is this secret
chamber in the breech, which is intended to hold an explosive of high
potency, with a fuse coming out below. The gunner, finding his piece in
danger, ignites this fuse, and takes refuge in flight. At the moment
the enemy seizes the gun the contents of the secret chamber explode,
demolishing the piece and destroying its captors.”
The dreamy warmth in Don Ippolito’s deep eyes kindled to a flame; a
dark red glowed in his thin cheeks; he drew a box from the folds of his
drapery and took snuff in a great whiff, as if inhaling the sulphurous
fumes of battle, or titillating his nostrils with grains of gunpowder.
He was at least in full enjoyment of the poetic power of his invention,
and no doubt had before his eyes a vivid picture of a score of
secessionists surprised and blown to atoms in the very moment of
triumph. “Behold, Signor Console!” he said.
“It’s certainly very curious,” said Mr. Ferris, turning the fearful toy
over in his hand, and admiring the neat workmanship of it. “Did you make
this model yourself?”
“Surely,” answered the priest, with a joyous pride; “I have no money to
spend upon artisans; and besides, as you might infer, signore, I am not
very well seen by my superiors and associates on account of these
little amusements of mine; so keep them as much as I can to myself.” Don
Ippolito laughed nervously, and then fell silent with his eyes intent
upon the consul’s face. “What do you think, signore?” he presently
resumed. “If this invention were brought to the notice of your generous
government, would it not patronize my labors? I have read that America
is the land of enterprises. Who knows but your government might invite
me to take service under it in some capacity in which I could employ
those little gifts that Heaven”--He paused again, apparently puzzled by
the compassionate smile on the consul’s lips. “But tell me, signore, how
this invention appears to you.” “Have you had any practical experience
in gunnery?” asked Mr. Ferris.
“Why, certainly not.”
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