A Gentleman from MississippiWise, Thomas A. (Thomas Alfred)
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A Gentleman from Mississippi
Wise, Thomas A. (Thomas Alfred)
Legislators -- United States -- Fiction; Political fiction
"In it!" exclaimed Langdon. "Well, if this is it, it isn't so bad. I
see you use a painless method. When I was down in Vicksburg a reporter
backed me up in a corner, slipped his hand in his hip pocket and
pulled out a list of questions just three feet four inches long.
"He wanted to know what I thought concerning the tariff on aluminium
hydrates, and how I stood about the opening of the Tento Pu
Reservation of the Comanche Indians, and what were my ideas about the
differential rate of hauls from the Missouri River.
"He was a wonder, that fellow! Kinder out of place on a Mississippi
paper. I started to offer him a job, but he was so proud I was afraid
he wouldn't accept it. However, it gives you my idea of a reporter."
"If you've been against that, I ought to thank you for talking to me,"
laughed Haines.
"Then you don't want to know anything about that sort of stuff?" said
Langdon, with a huge sigh of relief.
"No, Senator," was the amused reply. "I think generally if I know what
sort of a man a man is I can tell a great deal about what he will
think on various questions."
Langdon started interestedly.
"You mean, Mr. Haines, if you know whether I'm honest or not you can
fit me up with a set of views. Is that the idea? Seems to me you're
the sort of man I'm looking for."
The other smilingly shook his head.
"I wouldn't dare fix up a United States Senator with a set of views,"
he said. "I only mean that I think what a man is is important. I've
been doing Washington for a number of years. I've had an exceptional
opportunity to see how politics work. I don't believe in party
politics. I don't believe in parties, but I do believe in men."
Langdon nodded approvingly, then a twinkle shone in his eyes.
"We don't believe in parties in Mississippi," he drawled. "We've only
one--the Democratic party,--and a few kickers."
Haines grinned broadly at this description of Southern politics.
"What was this you were saying about national politics?" continued
the Mississippian. "I'm a beginner, you know, and I'm always ready to
learn."
"This is a new thing--a reporter teaching a Senator politics," laughed
Haines.
Senator Langdon joined in the merriment.
"I reckon reporters could teach United States Senators lots of things,
Mr. Haines, if the Senators had sense enough to go to school. Now, I
come up here on a platform the chief principle of which is the naval
base for the gulf. Now, how are we going to put that through? My State
wants it."
"You're probably sure it will be a wonderful thing for the country and
the South," suggested Haines.
"Of course."
"But why do you think most of the Congressmen and Senators will vote
for it?"
The Southerner took off his hat, leaned back and gazed across the
lobby thoughtfully.
"Seems to me the benefit to the South and country would be sufficient
reason, Mr. Haines," he finally replied.
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