A Gentleman's Gentleman: 1909Smith, Francis Hopkinson
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A Gentleman's Gentleman: 1909
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Americans -- England -- Fiction; Short stories
“And not a place to put your head,” said Mac.
“How do you know?”
“Been there,” replied Lonnegan. “The only decent rooms are reserved
for a bloated American millionaire who arrives to-day--everything else
chock-a-block except two bunks under the roof, full of spiders.”
Mac drew up one of his fat legs, stretched his arms, pushed his
slouch hat from his forehead--he was still on his back drinking in the
sunshine--and with a yawn cried:
“They ought to be exterminated.”
“The spiders?” grumbled Lonnegan.
“No, millionaires. They throw their money away like water; they crowd
the hotels. Nothing good enough for them. Prices all doubled, everything
slimed up by the trail of their dirty dollars. And the saddest thing in
it all to me is that you generally find one or two able-bodied American
citizens kotowing to them like wooden Chinese mandarins when the great
men take the air.”
“Who, for instance?” I asked. No millionaires with any such outfit had
thus far come my way.
“Lonnegan, for one,” answered Mac.
The architect raised his head and shot a long, horizontal glance at the
prostrate form of the painter.
“Yes, Lonnegan, I am sorry to say,” continued Mac, his eyes fixed on the
yellow greens in the swaying tree-tops.
“I was only polite,” protested the architect. “Lambert is a client of
mine; building a stable for him. Very level-headed man is Mr. Samuel
Lambert; no frills and no swelled head. It was Tommy Wing who was doing
the mandarin act 32 the other day at the Carlton--not me. Got dead
intimate with him on the voyage over and has stuck to him like a plaster
ever since. Calls him ‘Sam’ already--did to me.”
“Behind his back or to his face?” spluttered Mac, tugging at his pipe.
“Give it up,” said Lonnegan, pulling his hat over his face to shield his
eyes from the sun.
Mac raised himself to a sitting posture, as if to reply, fumbled in his
watch-pocket for a match, instead; shook the ashes from his brier-wood,
filled the bowl with some tobacco from his rubber pouch, drew the
lucifer across his shoe, waited until the blue smoke mounted skyward and
resumed his former position. He was too happy mentally--the girl in the
steamer chair was responsible--and too lazy physically to argue with
anybody. Lonnegan rolled over on his elbows, and feasted his eyes on
the sweep of the sleepy river, dotted with punts and wherries, its
background of foliage in silhouette against the morning sky. The Thames
was very lovely that June, and the trained eye of the distinguished
architect missed none of its beauty and charm. I picked up my brushes
and continued work. The spirit of perfect camaraderie makes such
silences not only possible but enjoyable. It is the restless chatterer
that tires.
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