A Gentleman's Gentleman: 1909Smith, Francis Hopkinson
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A Gentleman's Gentleman: 1909
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Americans -- England -- Fiction; Short stories
The toot-toot of an automobile cut short the discussion.
The American millionaire had arrived!
Everybody now started on the run: landlord, two maids in blue dresses
with white cap strings flying, three hostlers, two garage men, four
dogs, all bowing and scraping--all except the dogs.
“What did I tell you?” laughed Mac, tapping the curate’s broad chest
with the end of his plump finger. “That’s the way you all do.
With us a porter would help him out, a hotel clerk assign him a room,
and that would end it. The next morning the only man to do him reverence
would be the waiter behind his chair figuring for the extra tip. Look at
them. Same old kotow. No wonder he thinks himself a duke.”
The party had disembarked now and were nearing the door of the private
entrance, the two women in Mother Hubbard veils, the two men in
steamer-caps and goggles--the valet and maid carrying the coats and
parasols. The larger of the two men shed his goggles, changed his
steamer-cap for a slouch hat which his valet handed him, and disappeared
inside, followed by the landlord. The smaller man, his hands and arms
laden with shawls and wraps, gesticulated for an instant as if giving
orders to the two chauffeurs, waited until both machines had backed
away, and entered the open door.
“Who do you think the big man is, Mac?” Lonnegan asked.
“Don’t know, and don’t want to know.”
“Lambert.”
“What! Saw Logs?”
“The same, and--yes--by Jove! That little fellow with the wraps is
Tommy.”
A moment later Tommy reappeared and made straight for the barmaid.
“Get me some crushed ice and vermouth,” he said. “We carry our Hollands
with us. Why, Mr. MacWhirter! and Mr. Lonnegan! and--” (I was the
“and”--but he seemed to have forgotten my name.) “Well, this _is_ a
surprise!” Neither the mill-owner nor the curate came within range of
his eyes.
“Where have I been? Well, I’ll have to think. We did London for a
week--Savoy for supper--Prince’s for luncheon--theatre every night--that
sort of thing. Picked up a couple of Gainsboroughs at Agnew’s and some
tapestries belonging to Lord--forget his name--had a letter.” (Here
Tommy fumbled in his pocket.) “No, I remember now, I gave it to Sam.
Then we motored to Ravenstock--looked over the Duke’s stables--spent the
night with a very decent chap Sam met in the Rockies last year-son of
Lord Wingfall, and--”
The ice was ready now (it was hived in a keg and hidden in the cellar,
and took time to get at), and so was the vermouth and the glasses, all
on a tray.
“No, I’ll carry it.” This to the barmaid, who wanted to call a waiter.
“I never let anybody attend to this for Sam but myself”--this to us.
“I’ll be back in a minute.”
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