A Gentleman Vagabond and Some OthersSmith, Francis Hopkinson
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A Gentleman Vagabond and Some Others
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The trip down the bay was particularly enjoyable, brightened outside on
the water by the most brilliant of sunsets, the afternoon sky a glory of
purple and gold, and made gay and delightful inside the after-cabin by
the charm of the major's talk,--the whole passenger-list entranced as he
skipped from politics and the fine arts to literature, tarrying a moment
in his flight to discuss a yellow-backed book that had just been
published, and coming to a full stop with the remark:--
"And you haven't read that book, Jack,--that scurrilous attack on the
industries of the South? My dear fellow! I'm astounded that a man of yo'
gifts should not--Here--just do me the favor to look through my baggage on
the upper deck, and bring me a couple of books lyin' on top of my
dressin'-case."
"Which trunk, major?" asked Jack, a slight smile playing around his mouth.
"Why, my sole-leather trunk, of co'se; or perhaps that English
hat-box--no, stop, Jack, come to think, it is in the small valise. Here,
take my keys," said the major, straightening his back, squeezing his fat
hand into the pocket of his skin-tight trousers, and fishing up with his
fore-finger a small bunch of keys. "Right on top, Jack; you can't miss
it."
"Isn't he just too lovely for anything?" said Jack to me, when we reached
the upper deck,--I had followed him out. "He's wearing now the only
decent suit of clothes he owns, and the rest of his wardrobe you could
stuff into a bandbox. English sole-leather trunk! Here, put your thumb on
that catch," and he drew out the major's bag,--the one, of course, that
Jefferson unpacked, with the galvanized-iron clasps and paper-leather
sides.
The bag seemed more rotund, and heavier, and more important looking than
when I handled it that afternoon in front of Delmonico's, presenting a
well-fed, even a bloated, appearance. The clasps, too, appeared to have
all they could do to keep its mouth shut, while the hinges bulged in an
ominous way.
I started one clasp, the other gave way with a burst, and the next
instant, to my horror, the major's wardrobe littered the deck. First the
books, then a package of tobacco, then the one shirt, porcelain-finished
collars, and the other necessaries, including a pair of slippers and a
comb. Next, three bundles loosely wrapped, one containing two wax dolls,
the others some small toys, and a cheap Noah's ark, and last of all,
wrapped up in coarse, yellow butcher's paper, stained and moist, a freshly
cut porter-house steak.
Jack roared with laughter as he replaced the contents. "Yes; toys for the
little children--he never goes back without something for them if it takes
his last dollar; tobacco for his old cook, Rachel; not a thing for
himself, you see--and this steak! Who do you suppose he bought that for?"
"Did you find it?" called out the major, as we reentered the cabin.
"Yes; but it wasn't in the English trunk," said Jack, handing back the
keys, grave as a judge, not a smile on his face.
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