The truth was that Tom was intoning a sentence from Henry's prize essay
on streets. Tom had read the essay and pronounced it excellent, and till
this very moment on the pavement of Oxford Street Henry had imagined
Tom's verdict to be serious. He now knew that it was not serious.
Tom continued to chant, with pauses: 'Some streets are longer than
others.... Very few streets are straight.... But we read in the Bible of
the street which is called Straight.... Oxford Street is nearly
straight.... A street is what you go along.... It has a road and two
footpaths.'
Henry would have given his penknife not to have written that essay. The
worst of Tom was that he could make anything look silly without saying
that it was silly--a trick that Henry envied.
Tom sang further: 'In the times before the French Revolution the streets
of Paris had no pavements ... _e.g._, they were all road.... It was no
infrequent occurrence for people to be maimed for life, or even
seriously injured, against walls by passing carriages of haughty
nobles.'
'I didn't put "haughty,"' Henry cried passionately.
'Didn't you?' Tom said with innocence. 'But you put "or even seriously
injured."'
'Well?' said Henry dubiously.
'And you put "It was no infrequent occurrence." Where did you steal that
from, my bold buccaneer?'
'I didn't steal it,' Henry asserted. 'I made it up.'
'Then you will be a great writer,' Tom said. 'If I were you, I should
send a telegram to Tennyson, and tell him to look out for himself.
Here's a telegraph-office. Come on.'
And Tom actually did enter a doorway. But it proved to be the entrance
to a large and magnificent confectioner's shop. Henry followed him
timidly.
'A pound of marrons glaces,' Tom demanded.
'What are they?' Henry whispered up at Tom's ear.
'Taste,' said Tom, boldly taking a sample from the scales while the
pound was being weighed out.
'It's like chestnuts,' Harry mumbled through the delicious brown frosted
morsel. 'But nicer.'
'They are rather like chestnuts, aren't they?' said Tom.
The marrons glaces were arranged neatly in a beautiful box; the box was
wrapped in paper of one colour, and then further wrapped in paper of
another colour, and finally bound in pink ribbon.
'Golly!' murmured Henry in amaze, for Tom had put down a large silver
coin in payment, and received no change.
They came out, Henry carrying the parcel.
'But will they do me any harm?' the boy asked apprehensively.
The two cousins had reached Hyde Park, and were lying on the grass, and
Tom had invited Henry to begin the enterprise of eating his birthday
present.
'Harm! I should think not. They are the best things out for the
constitution. Not like sweets at all. Doctors often give them to
patients when they are getting better. And they're very good for
sea-sickness too.'
So Henry opened the box and feasted. One half of the contents had
disappeared within twenty minutes, and Tom had certainly not eaten more
than two marrons.
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