Children -- Fiction; Pirates -- Fiction; Sea stories
And so the business went on: on the one hand the unheeded drone of the
mate, on the other the great creature still keeping up her witticisms,
still dominating everything: all of a sudden remembering Edward, and
giving him a couple of kisses like so many bombs: then clean forgetting
all about him: then remembering him again, and hugging him: then
dropping her salts: then nearly dropping Edward: then suddenly twisting
round to launch a dart into the crowd behind her--she was the despair
of that unhappy auctioneer, who saw lot after lot fall for a tenth of
its value, or even find no bidder at all.
Captain Jonsen, however, had his own idea of how to enliven a parochial
bazaar that is proving a frost. He went on board, and mixed several
gallons of that potion known in alcoholic circles as Hangman’s Blood
(which is compounded of rum, gin, brandy, and porter). Innocent (merely
beery) as it looks, refreshing as it tastes, it has the property of
increasing rather than allaying thirst, and so, once it has made a
breach, soon demolishes the whole fort.
This he poured out into mugs, merely remarking that it was a noted
English cordial, and gave it to the children to distribute among the
crowd.
At once the Cubans began to show more interest in them than when they
came bearing samples of arrowroot: and with their popularity their
happiness increased, and like rococo Ganymedekins and Hebelettes they
darted about the crowd, distributing the enticing poison to all who
would.
When he saw what was on foot, the mate wiped his mouth in despair.
‘_Oh_ you fool!’ he groaned.
But the captain himself was highly pleased with his ruse: kept rubbing
his hands, and grinning, and winking.
‘That’ll liven ’em, eh?’
‘Wait and see!’ was all the mate let himself say. ‘You just wait and
see!’
‘Look at Edward!’ said Emily to Margaret in a pause. ‘It’s perfectly
sickening!’
It was. The very first mug rendered the fat señora even more motherly.
Edward by now was fascinated, was in her power completely. He sat and
gazed up in her little black eyes, his own large brown ones glazed with
sentiment. He avoided her moustache, it is true: but on her cheek he
was returning her kisses earnestly. All this, of course, without the
possibility of their exchanging a single word--pure instinct. ‘With
a fork drive Nature out ...’ one would gladly have taken a fork to
Nature, on that occasion.
Meanwhile, on the rest of the crowd the liquor was having exactly the
effect the mate had foreseen. Instead of stimulating them, it dissolved
completely whatever vestiges of attention they were still giving to
the sale. He stepped down from the platform--gave it all up in despair.
For they had now broken up into little groups, which discussed and
argued their own affairs as if they were in a café. He in his turn went
on board, and shut himself in his cabin--Captain Jonsen could deal with
the mess he had made himself!
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