A History of Caricature and Grotesque in Literature and ArtWright, Thomas
History
A History of Caricature and Grotesque in Literature and Art
Wright, Thomas
Caricature -- History
Dame Anieuse accepted the challenge with eagerness, and each prepared
for the struggle. After due preparation, two neighbours, friend Symon
and Dame Aupais, having been called in as witnesses, and the object
of dispute, the breeches, having been placed on the pavement of the
court, the battle began, with some slight parody on the formalities
of the judicial combat. The first blow was given by the dame, who was
so eager for the fray that she struck her husband before he had put
himself on his guard; and the war of tongues, in which at least Dame
Anieuse had the best of it, went on at the same time as the other
battle. Sire Hains ventured a slight expostulation on her eagerness
for the fray, in answer to which she only threw in his teeth a fierce
defiance to do his worst. Provoked at this, Sire Hains struck at her,
and hit her over the eyebrows, so effectively, that the skin was
discoloured; and, over-confident in the effect of this first blow, he
began rather too soon to exult over his wife's defeat. But Dame Anieuse
was less disconcerted than he expected, and recovering quickly from
the effect of the blow, she turned upon him and struck him on the same
part of his face with such force, that she nearly knocked him over the
sheepfold. Dame Anieuse, in her turn, now sneered over him, and while
he was recovering from his confusion, her eyes fell upon the object of
contention, and she rushed to it, and laid her hands upon it to carry
it away. This movement roused Sire Hains, who instantly seized another
part of the article of his dress of which he was thus in danger of
being deprived, and began a struggle for possession, in which the said
article underwent considerable dilapidation, and fragments of it were
scattered over the court. In the midst of this struggle the actual
fight recommenced, by the husband giving his wife so heavy a blow on
the teeth that her mouth was filled with blood. The effect was such
that Sire Hains already reckoned on the victory, and proclaimed himself
lord of the breeches.
_Hains fiert sa fame enmi les denz
Tel cop, que la bouche dedenz
Li a toute emplie de sancz.
"Tien ore," dist Sire Hains, "anc,
Je cuit que je t'ai bien atainte,
Or t'ai-je de deux colors tainte--
J'aurai les braies toutes voies."_
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