There was only one passenger in the white car, and he was having his
hands full.
The runabout would angle from one side of the road to the other, in
apparent defiance of the way the steering wheel was held, and sometimes
it would go its eccentric course slowly and sometimes with a rush--so
far as those in the other car could see--without any change in the
speed gear.
The driver of the runabout worked frantically to keep the machine where
it ought to be, but the task was too much for him.
Once a telephone pole gave him a close shave, and once his
unmanageable car gave a sidewise lurch that almost hurled it into a
machine going the other way.
“What’s the matter?” Matt hailed.
The man in the runabout looked around with a facial expression that was
far from angelic.
“If I knew what was the matter with this confounded car,” he cried in
exasperation, “do you think I’d be side-stepping all over the road the
way I am?” Then, muttering to himself, he humped over the steering
wheel again.
“He’s happy--I don’t think,” chuckled McGlory. “The car’s getting on
his nerves.”
“A car like that would get on anybody’s nerves,” commented Billy. “The
number’s enough to set mine on edge. Thirteen’s unlucky, no matter
where you find it. That’s right. And when you get two thirteens bunched
together, you’ve sure got a combination that points a car for the scrap
heap. I wouldn’t hold down the cushions in that roadster for all the
money in New York. No, sir, that I wouldn’t,” and Billy shook his head
forebodingly.
“Oh, splash!” scoffed Matt. “When a car fools around like that, Billy,
there’s something wrong with its internal apparatus.”
“Matt,” went on Billy solemnly, “I’ve seen cars that hadn’t a thing
wrong with ’em, but they was just naturally crazy and never’d run
right. Steer ’em straight, an’ they’d go crooked; point ’em crooked,
an’ they’d go straight; throw on the reverse, an’ they’d go for’ard;
give ’em the third speed an’ they’d crawl; give ’em the first an’
they’d tear away like lightnin’--and all the while, mind you, the
engine was running as sweet as any engine you ever see. The Old Boy
himself takes charge of some cars the moment they’re sold and in a
customer’s hands. I’ve worked in a garage for five years, and I know.”
Matt laughed. McGlory laughed, too, but not so mirthfully. The cowboy
had a little superstition in his make-up and Billy’s remarks had left a
fleeting impression.
“Gammon, Billy, gammon,” said Matt. “If a car is built right, and works
right, it is going to run right. That stands to reason.”
“A lot of things happen,” insisted Billy, “that don’t stand to reason.
Now, take that runabout. The engine’s working fine--from the sound of
it. Eh?”
Matt admitted that, so far as the hum of the motor was concerned, the
machinery seemed to be doing its part.
“Well, then,” cried the triumphant Billy, “why don’t the blooming car
run like it ought to?”
“It’s the steering gear that’s wrong,” Matt answered, “not the engine,
or----”
Bang!
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