“Marse Tom, you know better. It’s too much company. And then the idea
of her receiving reports all the time from her officers, and acting upon
them, and giving orders, the same as if she was well! It ain’t good for
her, and the surgeon don’t like it, and tried to persuade her not to and
couldn’t; and when he _ordered_ her, she was that outraged and indignant,
and was very severe on him, and accused him of insubordination, and said
it didn’t become him to give orders to an officer of her rank. Well, he
saw he had excited her more and done more harm than all the rest put
together, so he was vexed at himself and wished he had kept still.
Doctors _don’t_ know much, and that’s a fact. She’s too much interested
in things—she ought to rest more. She’s all the time sending messages to
BB, and to soldiers and Injuns and whatnot, and to the animals.”
“To the animals?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Who carries them?”
“Sometimes Potter, but mostly it’s Shekels.”
“Now come! who can find fault with such pretty make-believe as that?”
“But it ain’t make-believe, Marse Tom. She does send them.”
“Yes, I don’t doubt that part of it.”
“Do you doubt they get them, sir?”
“Certainly. Don’t you?”
“No, sir. Animals talk to one another. I know it perfectly well, Marse
Tom, and I ain’t saying it by guess.”
“What a curious superstition!”
“It ain’t a superstition, Marse Tom. Look at that Shekels—look at him,
_now_. Is he listening, or ain’t he? _Now_ you see! he’s turned his
head away. It’s because he was caught—caught in the act. I’ll ask
you—could a Christian look any more ashamed than what he looks now?—_lay
down_! You see? he was going to sneak out. Don’t tell _me_, Marse Tom!
If animals don’t talk, I miss _my_ guess. And Shekels is the worst. He
goes and tells the animals everything that happens in the officers’
quarters; and if he’s short of facts, he invents them. He hasn’t any
more principle than a blue jay; and as for morals, he’s empty. Look at
him now; look at him grovel. He knows what I am saying, and he knows
it’s the truth. You see, yourself, that he can feel shame; it’s the only
virtue he’s got. It’s wonderful how they find out everything that’s
going on—the animals. They—”
“Do you really believe they do, Dorcas?”
“I don’t only just believe it, Marse Tom, I know it. Day before
yesterday they knew something was going to happen. They were that
excited, and whispering around together; why, anybody could see that
they— But my! I must get back to her, and I haven’t got to my errand
yet.”
“What is it, Dorcas?”
“Well, it’s two or three things. One is, the doctor don’t salute when he
comes . . . Now, Marse Tom, it ain’t anything to laugh at, and so—”
“Well, then, forgive me; I didn’t mean to laugh—I got caught unprepared.”
“You see, she don’t want to hurt the doctor’s feelings, so she don’t say
anything to him about it; but she is always polite, herself, and it hurts
that kind for people to be rude to them.”
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