The unsophisticated observer might be excused for imagining that the
maternal proviso extinguishes our young friend's prospects of a career
altogether. Not so. To the upper classes of England there are trades and
trades. You may become a land-agent, for instance, without loss of
caste; presumably because you cannot possibly make any money out of
being a land-agent. You may also become a stockjobber, possibly because
a stockjobber's earnings cannot by any stretch of the imagination be
regarded as the fruit of honest toil. You may go to Ceylon, or Canada,
or California, and there, in the decent obscurity of a foreign clime,
live by the work of your own hands. You may even go upon the stage, in a
gentlemanly sort of way. But you must not go into trade. You must not
buy or sell merchandise in the open market; though, as stated above, you
are perfectly at liberty to sell what you have not got, and buy what you
could not pay for if you received it, in the world of Bulls and Bears.
However,--no one seems to know why, but the undisputable fact
remains,--you may sell automobiles for a living and remain a gentleman.
It is not known who discovered this providential law of nature, but ever
since its establishment well-born young men have swarmed into the
profession; and now the humblest purchaser of an automobile may quite
reasonably hope to have his cheque endorsed, and mayhap a cigar
accepted, by the descendant of a duke.
The innovation has proved a commercial success, too, or we may be sure
that it would not have endured in the unsentimental economic world for a
twelvemonth. _Pace_ Mr. Mablethorpe, the immaculate young man who
attends to our wants in show-rooms knows his business. He is a fair
mechanic, a fearless driver, and an excellent salesman. Customers of his
own walk of life confide their wants to him as to a brother, while
plutocratic but plebeian patrons frequently purchase a more expensive
car than they originally contemplated through fear of losing his good
opinion.
But there are exceptions, and Mr. Atherton was one. He was grossly
ignorant of the elements of mechanics, he was unbusinesslike in his
management of correspondence, and he was rude to customers without being
impressive. He was also a frequent absentee from his post on matinée
days. The indoor staff, down to the very office-boy, took their tone
from him; with the result that Philip, in the execution of his duty in
the office and show-room, was enabled without any difficulty whatever to
eclipse the degree of unpopularity already achieved by him in the garage
and repair-shop. But he ploughed resolutely on his way.
In order to be near his work he rented a small flat in Wigmore Street,
and furnished it according to his ideals of what was requisite and
necessary. He cooked his own breakfast, and took his other meals at
Frascati's.
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