_For some time past readers of the_ "Searchlight" _have been
forwarding to me copies of a weekly appeal for cash issued by an
enterprising organisation calling itself "The International
Brotherhood of Kind Young Hearts." The modus operandi of the
ingenious gentleman who conducts this precious enterprise is not
without its merits. Evidently with the idea of appealing to
every possible shade of sentimentality, the circular is
furnished with a list of no less than fifteen charitable
objects, and the dupes of the Brotherhood are requested to
select the case, or cases, which excite their compassion most,
and mark these upon the list when forwarding their donations.
The objects for which contributions are invited are most
artistically varied, ranging as they do from the maintenance of
"A Home for Unwanted Doggies" to the rehabilitation of a
repentant but slightly indefinite burglar; but I can assure
prospective contributors, with the utmost confidence, that,
however meticulously they may earmark their pet cases, their
money will all find its way into one capacious pocket. The
administration of this exceptionally ingenious scheme of
flat-catching is evidently in capable and experienced hands.
Last week, anxious to make the acquaintance of the master-mind,
I despatched one of my trustiest representatives to the
headquarters of the Brotherhood, hoping that Big Brother--or
whatever the arch flat-catcher calls himself--might be found at
home. The offices are situated in Pontifex Mansions, Shaftesbury
Avenue, and consist of an undistinguished suite of apartments
with the name of the Brotherhood painted upon the outer door,
accompanied by a typewritten notice to the effect that the
Secretary has gone to the country--a piece of information which
is not altogether surprising. Here the scent abruptly ended, for
enquiries elicited the news that the tenancy of the Brotherhood
had terminated. Indeed, a new tenant was actually in possession
when my representative called. We may, therefore, confidently
expect Big Brother to break out shortly in a fresh place,
probably with the name of his organisation slightly altered. As
an alternative to "Kind Young Hearts," may I respectfully
suggest "Fine Old Sharks"?_
In another part of the paper Dill delivered his weekly comments upon the
progress of his Christmas funds.
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