A Ladder of Swords: A Tale of Love, Laughter and TearsParker, Gilbert
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A Ladder of Swords: A Tale of Love, Laughter and Tears
Parker, Gilbert
Great Britain -- History -- Elizabeth, 1558-1603 -- Fiction; Huguenots -- Fiction; Jersey (Channel Islands) -- Fiction
“For crime elsewhere, if he be caught, he shall march to Tyburn,
friend,” she answered. Then she hurriedly added: “Straightway go and
bring mademoiselle and her father hither. Orders are given for their
disposal. And to-morrow at this hour you shall wait upon me in their
company. I thank you for your services as butler this day, Monsieur
of Rozel. You do your office rarely.”
* * * * *
As the seigneur left Elizabeth’s apartments he met the Earl of
Leicester hurrying thither, preceded by the Queen’s messenger.
Leicester stopped and said, with a slow, malicious smile, “Farming is
good, then--you have fine crops this year on your holding?”
The point escaped Lemprière at first, for the favorite’s look was all
innocence, and he replied: “You are mistook, my lord. You will
remember I was in the presence-chamber an hour ago, my lord. I am
Lemprière, Seigneur of Rozel, butler to her Majesty.”
“But are you, then? I thought you were a farmer and raised cabbages.”
And, smiling, Leicester passed on.
For a moment the seigneur stood pondering the earl’s words and
angrily wondering at his obtuseness. Then suddenly he knew he had
been mocked, and he turned and ran after his enemy; but Leicester had
vanished into the Queen’s apartments.
The Queen’s fool was standing near, seemingly engaged in the light
occupation of catching imaginary flies, buzzing with his motions. As
Leicester disappeared he looked from under his arm at Lemprière. “If
a bird will not stop for the salt to its tail, then the salt is
damned, Nuncio; and you must cry _David!_ and get thee to the
quarry.”
Lemprière stared at him swelling with rage; but the quaint smiling of
the fool conquered him, and, instead of turning on his heel, he
spread himself like a Colossus and looked down in grandeur. “And
wherefore cry _David!_ and get quarrying?” he asked. “Come, what
sense is there in thy words when I am wroth with yonder nobleman?”
“Oh, Nuncio, Nuncio, thou art a child of innocence and without
history. The salt held not the bird for the net of thy anger,
Nuncio; so it is meet that other ways be found. David the ancient put
a stone in a sling, and Goliath laid him down like an egg in a
nest--therefore, Nuncio, get thee to the quarry. Obligato, which is
to say Leicester yonder, hath no tail--the devil cut it off and wears
it himself. So let salt be damned, and go sling thy stone!”
Lemprière was good-humored again. He fumbled in his purse and brought
forth a gold-piece. “Fool, thou hast spoken like a man born sensible
and infinite. I understand thee like a book. Thou hast not folly, and
thou shall not be answered as if thou wast a fool. But in terms of
gold shalt thou have reply.” He put the gold-piece in the fool’s hand
and slapped him on the shoulder.
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