“I may, perhaps, trouble you to seek me some house about Mount
Elphinstone; for, to tell you the truth, I get as far from the busy
haunts of the place as I can; for it agrees neither with my inclination
nor health to be in the midst of what are called the diversions of the
place. An evening assembly in July is rather too warm; and, tell it not
in the regions of politeness, I had rather see a few glowworms on a green
in a warm summer’s evening than belles adorned with brilliants or beaux
bright with clinquant. I cannot be at Tunbridge before the beginning of
July. I am engaged to the nightingale and cuckoo for this month.”
Although continued ill-health kept Mrs. Montagu much in retirement after
she first went to Tunbridge, the Wells had their usual effect. She was
the centre of a circle of admiring friends; and when established for
months together at Tunbridge Wells, her coterie was a thing apart from
those of the Jews, Christians, and Heathens of all classes who crowded
the Pantiles or the assembly-rooms. Her letters sparkle with the figures
that flit through them. Some contemporary ladies of the last century
are thus sharply crayoned: “I think the Miss Allens sensible, and I
believe them good; but I do not think the Graces assisted Lucina at
their birth.... Lady Parker and her two daughters make a very remarkable
figure, and will ruin the poor mad woman of Tunbridge by outdoing her in
dress. Such hats, capuchins, and short sacks as were never seen! One of
the ladies looks like a state bed running upon castors. She has robbed
the valance and tester of a bed for a trimming. They have each of them a
lover. Indeed, as to the dowager, she seems to have no greater joys than
E. O. and a toad-eater can give her.” That word “toad-eater” was still in
its novelty as a slang term. In 1742, Walpole calls Harry Vane, afterward
Earl of Darlington, “Pulteney’s toad-eater.” In 1744, Sarah Fielding, in
“David Simple,” speaks of it as “a new word.” To Mr. Montagu, his wife
thus wrote:
“MY DEAREST:—I had, this morning, the pleasure of your letter,
which was in every respect agreeable, and in none more so than
your having fixed your time for going to Sandleford, as I shall
the sooner hope to see my best and dearest friend here.... I
shall wish I could procure wings to bring me to you on the
terrace at Sandleford, where I have passed so many happy hours
in the conversation of the best of companions and kindest of
friends; and I hope you will there recollect one who followed
your steps as constantly as your shadow. I am still following
them, for there are few moments in which my thoughts are not
employed in you, and ever in the best and tenderest manner....
The charms of Sandleford are strongly in my remembrance, but
still I would have you find that they want your little friend.”
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