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"There's somethin' in what old Tick says," said
Mr. Dobbles, trying to come out of the cold. He
nodded mysteriously. Mr. Aiken said he'd think
about it.
Mr. Tick said, "I ain't advisin'. I never advise.
But if I was to--there's the advice I should give!" Then
he and Mr. Dobbles went their ways, leaving
Mr. Aiken searching for his tube of Transparent
Oxide of Chromium.
Now, Mr. Reginald Aiken always knew where
everything was in his Studio, and could lay his hand
on it at once. Provided always that you hadn't
meddled and shifted the things about! And he
knew this tube of colour was in his old japanned
tin box, with the folding palette with the hinge
broke. It might be difficult to get out by now,
because he knew a bottle of Siccatif had broken all
over it. But he was keen to make Diana go back,
and if he went out to get another tube he would
lose all the daylight.
So he sat down to think where the dooce that box
had got put. He lit a cigarette to think with. One
has to do things methodically, or one soon gets into
confusion.
He passed before his mind the epoch-making
_bouleversements_ of the past few years; notably the
regular good clean-up when he married Euphemia
four years since, and took the second floor as well
as the Studio floor he had occupied as a bachelor.
He finished that cigarette gloomily. Presently he
decided that what had happened on that occasion
had probably occurred again. History repeats
itself. That box had got shoved back into the
recess behind the _cassettone_. He would have up
Mrs. Gapp, who came in by the day, in the place of
Mrs. Parples, who had outstayed her welcome, to help
him to shift that great beastly useless piece of
lumber. Mrs. Gapp was, however, easier to call over the
stairs to than to have up. The number of times you
called for Mrs. Gapp was according; it varied with
your own tenacity of purpose and your readiness
to believe that she wasn't there. Mr. Aiken seemed
easily convinced that she was at the William the
Fourth, up the street. That was the substance of
his reason for not shouting himself hoarse; that
is to say, it worked out thus as soliloquy. He went
back and tried for the japanned tin colour-box,
single-handed.
He had much better have gone out to buy a new
tube of this useful colour, as in five minutes he was
one mass of filth. Only getting the things off the
top of that box was enough!--why, you never see
anything to come near the state they was in. And
if he had only rang again, sharp, Mrs. Gapp would
have heard the wire; only, of course, no one could
say the bell wasn't broke, and maintain a reputation
for truthfulness. We are incorporating in our text
some verbal testimony of Mrs. Gapp's, given later.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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