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She was so loyal that when a day or two later she
met the formidable Miss Charlotte Bax, she kept a
strict lock on her tongue, even when that lady
plunged into a resumé of the dream-story as she had
received it, and an abstract of her commentary on
it, still waiting delivery at the Psychomorphic.
"I hoped we should meet at Mrs. Ludersdorff
Priestley's," said she, "because I wanted to talk
about it. Their teas are so stupid. Ethel
Ludersdorff Priestley said you were coming."
"Oh yes--that was the Unfulfilled Bun-Worry.
Mrs. Aiken came in to see me, and I stayed." Then,
as an afterthought, "I suppose you know they've
made it up?"
Admission that there was something unknown to
her did not form part of Miss Charlotte's scheme of
life. She left the question open, saying merely,
"In consequence of the advice I gave my cousin, no
doubt!" Madeline said nothing to contradict this--all
the more readily perhaps that she was not prepared
to supply the real reason. She, however,
could and did supply rough particulars of the
reconciliation, giving Miss Charlotte more than her due of
credit as its _vera causa_.
That lady then proceeded to give details of her
scientific conclusions about the phenomenon. A
portion of this may be repeated, as it had a good
deal of effect in confirming her hearer's growing
faith in its genuineness. "What I rest my
argument on," said Miss Charlotte, touching one
forefinger with the other, like Sir Macklin in the "Bab
Ballads," "is the isolated character of this
phenomenon. Let the smallest confirmation of it be
produced by proof of the existence of analogous
phenomena elsewhere, and then, although that
argument may not fall to the ground, it may be
necessary to place it on an entirely new footing. I
would suggest that, in order to sift the matter to
the bottom, a sub-committee should be appointed,
charged with the duty of listening to authentic
portraits to determine, if possible, whether any
other picture possesses this really almost incredible
faculty of speech. The slightest whisper from
another picture, well authenticated by a scientific
authority, would change the whole venue of the
discussion. Pending such a confirmation, we are
forced to the conclusion that the subjectivity of the
phenomenon is indisputable."
At this point, Miss Upwell, who was really getting
anxious about _secondly_--which she was certain the
speaker would forget, while it was impossible for her,
without loss of dignity, to draw one forefinger from
the other--was greatly relieved when the
withdrawal was made compulsory by the offer of a
sally-lunn, and the resumption of it became unnecessary,
and even difficult. For this entertainment was not
merely a bun-worry, but--choosing a name at
random--a sally-lunn sedative, or a tea-cake lullaby.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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