Artists -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Portraits -- Fiction
"My dear Euphemia," said her cousin. "If
you wish to withdraw from the statement you made
to me..."
"Rubbish, Volumnia! I certainly don't
withdraw from anything whatever. Still less have I
any intention of making any depositions. If we
are to be beset with depositions in everyday life, I
think we ought at least to be consulted in the
matter. Depositions, indeed!"
Mr. Vacaw interposed to make peace. "We
need not," he said, "quarrel about terms." He
for his part would be perfectly content that the
particulars so kindly furnished by Mrs. Aiken should
be referred to in whatever way was most
satisfactory to that lady herself. He appeared to
address Mr. MacAnimus with diffidence, almost
amounting to humility, approaching him with
somewhat of the caution which might be shown by
a person who had undertaken to encumber a mad
cat with a blanket so as to neutralise its powers of
tooth and claw. Mr. MacAnimus conceded the
point under protest; and Mrs. Aiken then, who
was not disobliging, consented to repeat her dream
experience, each point being checked off against
the formulated report of her first statement,
transmitted to the Society by Miss Volumnia. It is
creditable to that lady's accuracy that very few
corrections were necessary, especially as the first
narrator seemed in a certain sense handicapped by
doubts as to what the exact words used were,
though always sure of their meaning. Had Mrs. Aiken
understood any Italian, mixed speech on the
picture's part might have accounted for this. As
it was, an undeniable vagueness helped Miss
Volumnia's classification of the incident as a case
of Self-hypnosis. That the Deputation was
unanimous on this point was soon evident.
It was then that an incident came to light that,
at least in the opinion of Miss Volumnia, went far
to establish this classification beyond a shadow of
doubt.
Mr. Reginald, who had been at no pains to conceal
his derision of the whole proceeding, allowed
this spirit of ridicule, so hostile to the prosecution
of Scientific Investigation, to master him so
completely that he quite forgot the respect he owed to
his visitors, and indeed to his wife, for she at least
deserved the credit which is due to sincerity, even
if mistaken. He shouted with laughter, saying
did anyone ever hear such glorious Rot? A
talking picture--only fancy! Why, you might as well
put down anything you heard in your ears to any
picture on the walls. One the same as another.
Of course everyone knew that Euphemia was as
full of fancies as an egg is full of meat. Just you
leave her alone for a few minutes in a dark room,
or a burying-ground, and see if she didn't see a ghost!
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