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"Chuck it back again and let's have another
look," said Mr. Hughes. Mr. Aiken did so, and let
him have the other look. "Yes," said he. "They
went it in Italy about that time, don't you know!
Fifteenth or sixteenth century. That sort of
thing!" For Mr. Hughes knew a lot about Italy,
and could quote Browning. He uncrickled a result
of the shape of that letter-box, or tried to, and then
stood the photograph so that they could both see
it, while they talked of something else, against the
gres-de-Flandres straight-up pot that was so handy
to stand brushes in, like umbrellas.
They had plenty to talk about, because at this
time the Idea of Mr. Hughes that was destined to
fill so important an horizon in the History of Modern
Art, and was also pregnant with incalculable
consequences to several things or persons, besides
having an indirect bearing on several others, and
challenging the bedrock of Modern Art Criticism--for
it had the courage of its convictions, and stuck
at nothing--this Idea was taking form slowly but
surely, and was already making itself felt in more
ways than one. It was easy to laugh at it--this
was indisputable--but he who lived longest would
see most. It had a future before it, and if you
would only just wait twenty years, you would see
if it hadn't. You mark the words of its disciple,
whoever he was you were talking to--that was all
he said--and see if he wasn't right! He was a
little indignant--some samples of him--with
audiences who decided to wait, his own enthusiasm
believing that the results might be safely anticipated.
However, the Idea prospered, there is no doubt of
that, and the circle of enthusiasts who had leagued
themselves together to foster it and promote a true
understanding of it had already taken premises,
and their telephone number was 692,423 Western.
"It's true," said Mr. Hughes, "that the light in
the galleries is bad, and the hot-air system of
warming will destroy any ordinary oil-picture in
a month. But altering all that is the merest
question of money--comes off the guarantee fund,
in fact. And one thing nobody but a fool can help
seein', at the first go off, is that the Galleries are
rum. Rumness is half the battle." This expressed
so deep and indisputable a truth that Mr. Aiken
could not assent strongly enough in mere words.
He nodded rapidly and most expressively, without
speech. However, when he had reached the natural
limits of a nod's assenting power, he added, "Right
you are, Stumpy, my boy. Gee up!" and Mr. Hughes
resumed:
"I ain't sayin', mind you, Crocky, that any
sort of hocus-pocus is justifiable in any case. When
I use the expression 'rum,' I am keepin' in view the
absolute necessity for a receptive attitude of mind
in the visitor to the Galleries. Tell me such an
attitude of mind is possible without a measure of
rumness as a stimulant, and I say 'Humbug!'"
Mr. Aiken said again, "Right you are, Stumpy." But
he did not rise to enthusiasm--seemed low and
depressed.
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