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Miss Priscilla ignored this petulance. "You had
better let me pour you out some fresh coffee," she
said. "Yours is getting cold. I cannot say, my
dear, that I think 'that odious little Dolly Groob'
is at all the way to speak of an artist who has had
pictures on the line. And his father, now I think of
it, is in Paris also. Besides, I see he is distinguishing
himself by his connexion with something."
"With what?"
"It was in yesterday evening's paper. Perhaps
Anne hasn't burned it. Anyhow, I do not think the
expression 'odious little' well chosen.... Oh
yes--that's it! Give it to Miss Euphemia." That
is to say, Anne the parlourmaid, not having burned
yesterday's evening paper, had produced it as by
necromancy, in response. The way Aunt Priscilla
spoke of her niece was an accident, not a suggestion
that Mr. Aiken was cancelled. It caused "Miss
Euphemia," however, a slight twinge of an
indescribable discomfort. Possibly, if this is ever read
by any lady who has ever been in exactly the same
position, she will understand why.
The story knows of it because, when Anne had
left the room, Mrs. Aiken looked up from the
newspaper, where she had found what she was looking
for, to say: "I think, Aunt Prissy, you might be
more careful before the servants."
Her aunt replied with dignity: "What you are
referring to, my dear Euphemia, I cannot profess
to understand." Of course she _did_, perfectly well.
What she meant was, "I know you cannot get a
conviction, so I can tell a fib." Mankind, securely
entrenched, fibs freely.
"Why--'Miss Euphemia,' of course!" said the
niece, quoting incisively. "But I know it's no use
my asking you to pay the slightest attention." She
became absorbed in her paper.
"I think you are nonsensical, my dear," said the
aunt. She retired behind something morally
equivalent to the lines of Torres Vedras; but was still
audible outside, saying: "I think you might say
whether you have, or have not, found about
Mr. Adolphus Groob."
The niece made no response for a moment, but
continued reading; then said, as one who, coming
up from diving, speaks without quite locating his
audience: "Oh yes--there's about Mr. Groob here.
I can't read it all, there's such a lot. Is there some
coffee left? ... Three-quarters of a cup, please!"
Please observe that, although this aunt and niece
always conversed more or less as if each was straining
the patience of the other past endurance, no
sort of ill-will was thereby implied on either part.
It may be that it was only that they emphasized
the ordinary intercourse of British families.
Perhaps you know how much the average foreign family
nags, _en famille_. We do not.
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