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his tongue discreetly about every one of these in
turn, and talked of little but the weather.
Do not run away with the idea that anything
interesting or exciting grew out of this chance
meeting, in the story. The introduction of it, at
such length, is only warranted by the fact that,
without its details, it would have absolutely no
relevance at all. Whatever it has will, we hope,
be made clear later.
A little conversation passed between the two, but
it was of no more importance than the sample which
follows.
"Do you know what the lecture is about?" said
Mrs. Aiken.
"Couldn't say," was the reply. "Never know
what lectures are about! I'm an Artist, don't you
know! My brother Bob could tell you. He's a
scientific chap--knows about Telephones and things
that go round and burst."
"Is there anything that goes round and bursts
in the lecture, I wonder?"
"Shouldn't be much surprised. Here's the
Syllabub--I mean Syllabus." Mr. Adolphus
handed his information to his neighbour. Caution
made him uncommunicative. Naturally, he was
of a more talkative disposition.
Mrs. Aiken studied the heads of the lecture.
"What is meant, I wonder, by the Radio-Activity
of Space?" said she. Now in asking this question
she was deferring to the widespread idea that Man
understands Science, and can tell Woman all about
it. He doesn't, and can't.
Observe, please, that Mr. Groob was under a
mixed influence. He happened to have been rather
disgusted because Miss Jessica Bax, instead of
appreciating his self-sacrifice in riding outside and
wrapping up, had shown a marked preference for
a flirtation with his brother. Slightly miffed by
this, he had become the victim of a mysterious
spell or fascination connected with that
hook-and-eye accident, which had caused him--not to sit
down beside its victim; he never would have
presumed to do that--but to hover near her, and in
doing this to be remorselessly forced into her pocket
by the dead weight of Mrs. Godfrey Pybus. Things
being so, what could he do but rejoice at the
Radio-Activity of Space, as a topic surely removed from
any wives that had bolted from any husbands?
What could be safer as a resource against
embarrassing reference to the painful _status quo_?
He accepted the position of instructor his sex
conferred on him. "It's got somethin' to do with
Four Dimensions," he said. "Can't say I've gone
much into the subject myself, but I've talked to a
very intelligent feller about it. Did you ever see
any Radium?"
"Me? No. My husband saw some, though.
He looked through a hole."
"That's it. It destroys your eyesight, I believe,
and loses decimal point something of its volume in
a hundred thousand years. There is no doubt we
are on the brink of great discoveries."
"How very interesting! I wish the lecturer
would begin. Oh--here he is!"
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