I glanced at Ray again, and mentally crossed him off for the second or
third time. Ray's an honorable man, within his own complicated set of
rules; he might mislead me, with pleasure, but he wouldn't give me the
lie direct.
But I had the feeling that the answer was square in front of me, and I
was blind to it.
The meeting was just now getting around to the idea that somebody
present was responsible for all the nonsense. This shows you the
trouble with committees.
A shocking idea hit me abruptly; I grabbed Ray by the coatsleeve. "Ray,
this cockeyed weather--I just remembered. _Suppose it's local._"
His eyes widened; he nodded reluctantly. Then he stiffened and snapped
his fingers at somebody squatting just below us--the invisible fan,
Harry Somebody. I hadn't even noticed him there, but it's Ray's
business to know everything and keep track of everybody--that's why
he's up on his hill.
The fan came over. Ray handed him something. "Here is some change,
Harry--run out and call up the weather bureau. Find out whether this
freak weather is local or not, and if it is, just where the boundaries
are. Got that?"
Harry nodded and went out. He was back only a couple of minutes
later. "I got the Weather Bureau all right. They say it's local--just
Manhattan and Queens!"
Something snapped. I did a fast jig on the piano top, slipped and
came crashing down over the keys, but I hardly noticed it. I got a
death-grip on Ray's trouser leg. "Listen! If he can do that--he doesn't
have to be in the same room. Doesn't Gamble live out in--"
There were cries of alarm over by the open courtyard window. The room
was suddenly full of cats--brindle ones, black ones, tabbies, white
ones with pink ribbons around their necks, lunatic Siamese.
After them came dogs: one indistinguishable wave of liquid leaping
torsos, flying ears, gullets. In half a second the room was an incident
written by Dante for the Mutascope.
I caught a glimpse of a terrier bounding after two cats who were
climbing Samwitz' back; I saw Duchamp asprawl, pipe still in his mouth,
partially submerged under a tidal eddy of black and white. I saw
Tom Q. rise up like a lighthouse, only to be bowled over by a
frantically scrambling Leigh MacKean.
Ray touched my arm and pointed. Over by the far wall, his back against
it, Gamble stood like a slightly potbound Viking. He was swinging that
massive briefcase of his, knocking a flying cat or dog aside at every
swipe. Two women had crawled into his lee for shelter; he seemed to be
enjoying himself.
Then the briefcase burst. It didn't just come open; it flew apart like
a comedy suitcase, scattering a whirlwind of manuscript paper, shirts,
socks--and nothing else.
The tide rushed toward the window again: the last screech and the last
howl funneled out. In the ringing silence, somebody giggled. I couldn't
place it, and neither could Ray, I think--then. Stunned, I counted
scratched noses.
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