A Little Dinner at Timmins'sThackeray, William Makepeace
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A Little Dinner at Timmins's
Thackeray, William Makepeace
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
“How beautiful! how beautiful thou seemest,
My boy, my precious one, my rosy babe!
Kind angels hover round thee, as thou dreamest:
Soft lashes hide thy beauteous azure eye which gleamest.”
“Gleamest? thine eye which gleamest? Is that grammar?” thought Rosa, who
had puzzled her little brains for some time with this absurd question,
when the baby woke. Then the cook came up to ask about dinner; then Mrs.
Fundy slipped over from No. 27 (they are opposite neighbors, and made
an acquaintance through Mrs. Fundy's macaw); and a thousand things
happened. Finally, there was no rhyme to babe except Tippoo Saib
(against whom Major Gashleigh, Rosa's grandfather, had distinguished
himself), and so she gave up the little poem about her De Bracy.
Nevertheless, when Fitzroy returned from chambers to take a walk with
his wife in the Park, as he peeped through the rich tapestry hanging
which divided the two drawing-rooms, he found his dear girl still seated
at the desk, and writing, writing away with her ruby pen as fast as it
could scribble.
“What a genius that child has!” he said; “why, she is a second Mrs.
Norton!” and advanced smiling to peep over her shoulder and see what
pretty thing Rosa was composing.
It was not poetry, though, that she was writing, and Fitz read as
follows:--
“LILLIPUT STREET, Tuesday, 22nd May.
“Mr. and Mr. Fitzroy Tymmyns request the pleasure of Sir Thomas and Lady
Kicklebury's company at dinner on Wednesday, at 7 1/2 o'clock.”
“My dear!” exclaimed the barrister, pulling a long face.
“Law, Fitzroy!” cried the beloved of his bosom, “how you do startle
one!”
“Give a dinner-party with our means!” said he.
“Ain't you making a fortune, you miser?” Rosa said. “Fifteen guineas a
day is four thousand five hundred a year; I've calculated it.” And, so
saying, she rose and taking hold of his whiskers (which are as fine as
those of any man of his circuit,) she put her mouth close up against his
and did something to his long face, which quite changed the expression
of it; and which the little page heard outside the door.
“Our dining-room won't hold ten,” he said.
“We'll only ask twenty, my love. Ten are sure to refuse in this season,
when everybody is giving parties. Look, here is the list.”
“Earl and Countess of Bungay, and Lady Barbara Saint Mary's.”
“You are dying to get a lord into the house,” Timmins said (HE had
not altered his name in Fig-tree Court yet, and therefore I am not so
affected as to call him TYMMYNS).
“Law, my dear, they are our cousins, and must be asked,” Rosa said.
“Let us put down my sister and Tom Crowder, then.”
“Blanche Crowder is really so VERY fat, Fitzroy,” his wife said, “and
our rooms are so VERY small.”
Fitz laughed. “You little rogue,” he said, “Lady Bungay weighs two of
Blanche, even when she's not in the f--”
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