Hearing the story, the scientists came back, determined not to believe
even their own eyes. To them in the gloaming of a summer evening the
merman was first shown. The tank was about fourteen feet deep, and
electric light was flashed down from above, and there, sure enough, the
awful creature could be seen crouching in a corner at the bottom.
'But,' the scientists said, 'that might be a mere doll or dummy.'
'No, Mr Biffins Lee, we can't swallow your mermaid, or rather merman.'
'Gentlemen,' replied Lee in his grandest manner, 'I should be very sorry
indeed if you did swallow him. There he is, nevertheless; and if you
will be kind enough not to swallow him I will have the honour and
pleasure of showing him to all the crowned heads in Europe.'
'Has he ever been to the surface of the tank yet?' asked a disbeliever.
'That he was, sir, only this morning. He swam up and took down two fish,
and'----
At this moment these savants were standing, confronting Biffins, about
ten yards from the tank, and with their backs thereto.
Suddenly, 'See! see!' shouted Biffins. He seized the foremost scientist
and wheeled him right round; and although the man evinced a strong
inclination to fly, Mr Biffins Lee held him there as in a vice.
The other scientists retreated in a body many yards away, and stood
staring at the tank in terrified astonishment.
And no wonder. For, above the surface, the head, shoulders, and bare
arms, with fingers ending in claws, had appeared. The face was very
old-looking and wrinkled, but the scream it gave would have done honour
to a mountain curlew. Then it swam to the side of the tank.
The scientists were shaking with dread.
'Se--se--send him d--d--down, Mr Lee. Have you no co--co--co--control
over him?'
'Not a bit,' cried Biffins. 'Serve you right if you're frightened, I
say.'
But Skeleton now rushed in with a live fish and threw it towards the
water. The merman caught it and disappeared. Then the scientists stood
there for ten whole minutes as if turned into stone, with their watches
in their hands.
'If you care to have him up again, gentlemen,' said Lee, 'I think I have
only to throw in another haddock.'
'No, no--not for the world. We mean, we are perfectly satisfied, Mr
Lee.' It was the mouthpiece of the party who spoke.
'I think, my friends,' he went on, 'that we must now thank Professor Lee
for his great kindness, and--and retire; for verily, verily, gentlemen,
there are more things in heaven and earth than--er--we dream of in
our--er--philosophy.'
Biffins followed them out beyond the compound, and as he bade them
good-night he said, 'You'll give me a paragraph in your papers, won't
you, my friends?'
'My good fellow, we will give you a leading article. You are a
benefactor to science!'
The scientists then had had the honour of the first view. The clergy
came next. They said but little, were a trifle timid, but evidently
satisfied.
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