A little philosophy of lifeBurdette, Robert J. (Robert Jones)
Philosophy
A little philosophy of life
Burdette, Robert J. (Robert Jones)
Christian life; Conduct of life; Maxims, American
Is the world as funny as it used to be? Funnier, my son; a great deal
funnier. It grows “funnier” as you grow older. But it doesn’t know
it, because it is apt to be “funniest” when it thinks it is wisest.
Laughter grows more serious as it contemplates the funny old world. The
tragedies of the years temper the jests. Yes; I understand. I read a
paragraph about myself in a critical editorial the other day, saying
that “ten years of the ministry had taken much of the ginger out of
old Bob’s fun.” It was written by a young man, of course. The things
that are funny to him were uproariously funny to me fifty years ago.
I used to write funny sketches about sudden death and funerals. But
during ten years of the ministry I have sat beside many deathbeds, and
have stood beside many caskets trying to speak words of consolation
for breaking hearts. Today, I can’t laugh over “Buck Fanshaw’s
Funeral”--the funniest mortuary narrative ever written. Misfortunes
used to be my principal stock in trade for mirthful sketches. Ten years
in the ministry have made the sorrows of thousands of people my own.
What a rollick there used to be in a good poker story, told in rattling
phrase. I have seen too many homes broken up and too many lives wrecked
by the gamblers to appreciate the humor of the cards. Twice I have seen
men murdered at the gaming table--and each murder was followed by a
hanging. Hard to write funny poker stories with those grisly phantoms
of blood and strangling leering up into your face from the white sheet
under your pen. Eh? And when there was nothing else to write about on a
dull day, the drunkard was always an unfailing figure for comedy. What
could be funnier than a drunken man? Well, now I can no more appreciate
the drunken man, even on the comic stage, than the wife whose face
he bruised with his clenched fist could appreciate the antics of her
drunken husband. I have seen the brute too often at close range, with
all the old manhood gone, and not a thing but the brute and the devil
left. Oh, I enjoy life better than ever I did. I can assure my critic
that “ginger is still hot i’ the mouth.” The world is just as funny
as ever. But the fun has changed with the point of view. Don’t you
understand, son? It’s the old story of the frogs and the boys. Humor is
a matter of personal taste, to a great extent. What sends your neighbor
into convulsions of mirth may disgust you to the very soul.
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