A Little Question in Ladies' RightsFillmore, Parker
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A Little Question in Ladies' Rights
Fillmore, Parker
Children -- Fiction
"Them's two for a nickel," the German lady behind the counter told him,
"and them's a cent apiece--ten cents a dozen. Oh, them's real
expensive--five cents apiece."
Finally he pointed to the objects of his choice. They were long, thick,
yellow cakes, fancifully encrusted with chocolate.
"Three for a nickel," the German lady said.
Willie sighed so hopelessly that the German lady relented.
"By rights, they're three for a nickel, but I tell you what I'll do:
I'll make 'em to you a cent apiece. But you mustn't tell no one."
Willie promised he wouldn't, and bought two. In payment he offered the
German lady a dime. Margery looked significantly at the change as the
German lady counted it out; but Willie quite mechanically slipped it all
into his pocket.
The German lady beamed on them kindly.
"Say, yous two can sit down at one of them little tables, if yous want
to, and eat your cakes. By rights, only ten-cent orders can sit down,
but I'll let yous this time."
"Thank you," Willie Jones said politely. "That'll be much nicer."
So they sat them down at an ice-cream table, and Willie at once
proffered Margery his open bag.
"Don't you want a cake?"
In one sense Margery did want a cake, but under the circumstances she
deemed it wise not to humor her appetite. So she said:
"No, thanks; I'm not hungry."
Willie gallantly urged, but Margery was firm, and at length he was
forced to begin alone.
He ate with zest. Gazing at him, Margery had time to ask herself what in
the world was possessing him to act so. If that nickel were owing to
Henry, or to Freddy Larkin, or, in fact, to any boy, Margery knew with
no possibility of doubt that Willie Jones would pay up at once. Among
his own kind, he passed for a fellow that was honest and square, but for
some reason, some utterly illogical but nevertheless generally accepted
reason, just because she was a female creature, in dealing with her he
felt at liberty to cast aside that code of conduct by which ordinarily
he acted. And--if the outrage needed a climax--the rest of mankind,
should they hear of Willie Jones's behavior, instead of turning from him
with the cold shoulder of disapproval, would merely laugh amusedly. Oh,
think of it! The injustice of things! The rank, the black injustice!
Margery turned wild eyes to heaven to register her dumb but not for that
reason any less vehement protest.
Willie, meantime, munched calmly on. As the moments passed, he ate more
slowly. Naturally. The cakes he had so carefully selected were not
hollow inside, but as solid as they looked, and consequently somewhat
dry and crumbly. Dryness and crumbliness induce thirst, and thirst, as
every one knows, is one of the first things to eat up a man's wealth.
Willie Jones swallowed hard, and inquired:
"Would you like a glass of milk, Margery?"
"Would I like a glass of milk!" Margery's tone seemed to add: On my own
money, I suppose you mean! Aloud she concluded: "I should say not! I can
get milk at home."
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