"Rude ain't nothing to it, Mr Canau; they makes way fast enough for the man with the porter, but when I'm coming with my basket of apples, oranges, biscuits, ginger-beer, and bills of the play, they goes on dreadful, a-sticking out their knees and grumbling, and a-hindering one to that degree, that you've no idee what a heat I'm in when I've gone down a row; and never gets half round before the curting rises again, let alone their remarks about being fat--just as if I made myself fat, which I don't; and, as I says to one hungry-looking fellow, I says, `If I was as thin as you, I'd be a super still, and you admiring of me, instead of my having to supply people's nasty animal wants, and being abused for it.' For--I put it to you now, Mr Canau--can people do without their apples, and oranges, and things, when a play's long and heavy? and I'm sure I've helped many a noo piece to a success, when it would--Oh, if there isn't the water a-bilin' over!" With an agility and lightness almost corklike, Mrs Winks, warned by a strong and pungent odour steaming up between the boards, hurried down below; the little Frenchman lit his cigarette, kissed his hand to Patty, and then shuffled in his well-worn and cracked Wellington boots from the shop. Patty, quite at home, refilled her bright bowl with water, and bore it through the side-door, and then returned to continue supplying the many wants around; but only to be interrupted by a fresh comer--a barefooted, round-faced, ragged man, smoking a short black pipe, but bent almost double beneath the heavy basket he bore, one which required a great deal of manoeuvring to get it past the cages, in addition to a great many low adjurations, in a husky voice, to "come on then!" or to "get out!" But at last it was safely deposited beside the counter, when the bearer made quite an Indian salaam, bending low in salutation to the smiling girl. "That's the werry last noo bow, Miss. I larnt that of my friend Jammesie Jeejeewo, what plays the little tom-tom drum with his fingers outside the public-houses of a night, and sings `Fa-la-ma-sa-fa-la-ta;' and sells scent-packets, and smiles like a nigger all day long in Oxford Street. He's own brother to the opium-eating cove as has allers got the cold shiver and freeze, and sweeps the crossin' at the Cirkis. That's it, Miss," he said, bowing again with outstretched hands. "Blame the thing! what are you up to?" he shouted, shaking and snapping his soft fingers, one of which had come in contact with the cage of a hungry parrot, and been smartly nipped. "Well, Dick!" said Patty, kindly.