Paris (France) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction; Philadelphia (Pa.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
"That good old formula, ’Are you all charged?’ is going out," said
Chestnut. "I used to hear it when I came in to dessert at my father’s
table."
"One rarely hears it nowadays," remarked Francis. "But at the Green
Tree Insurance Company’s dinners it is still in habitual use. When the
cloth is off, the President says, ’Are you all charged, gentlemen?’ and
then, ’Success to the Mutual Assurance Company.’ You know, Chestnut,
its insurance sign—still to be seen on our older houses—is a green tree.
The Hand in Hand Insurance Company refused to insure houses in front of
which were trees, because in the last century the fire-engines were
unable to throw a stream over or through them. The Mutual accepted such
risks, and hence has been always known popularly in Philadelphia as the
Green Tree. After a pause, the Vice-President rises and repeats the
formal query, ’Are you all charged?’ The directors then stand up, and
he says, ’The memory of Washington.’ We have a tradition that the news
of the great general’s death in 1799 came while the Board of Directors
was dining. From that time until now they have continued to drink that
toast."
"I like that," said Chestnut. "These ancient customs seem to survive
better here than elsewhere in America."
"That is true," returned Hamilton. "And what you say reminds me of some
odd rules in the Philadelphia Library, which Franklin founded in 1731.
We have—at our own cost, of course—a supper of oysters roasted in the
shell at a wood fire in the room where we meet. A modest bowl of rum
punch completes the fare. Old Ben was afraid that this repast would
degenerate into a drinking-bout such as was too common in his time. He
therefore ingeniously arranged a table so high that it was impossible to
sit at it, and this shrewd device seems to have answered."
"When I became a director of the library," said Francis, "my predecessor
had been ill for two years. As a consequence, he was fined a shilling
for non-attendance at each meeting. This, with the charges for suppers,
and for the use of the library as a stockholder, had accumulated a debt
of some fifty dollars. Now, as Franklin found it difficult to collect
such debts from estates, he made it a rule that the new director, while
pleased with the freshness of his novel honor, should pay the bill of
the man he succeeded; and accordingly I paid my predecessor’s debts."
"How like Poor Richard!" said Wilmington.
"I was consoled," added Francis, "by the reflection that I always had
the sad privilege of leaving my successor a similar obligation."
"Agreeable, that," murmured Wilmington. "But we are trifling, my dear
Francis. What is next, Hamilton? Ah, a new wine. That is a wine
indeed! A Madeira. Stay! I have drunk it before. A Butler wine, is
n’t it?"
"Yes. I misplaced the decanters; this should have come later."
"I see now," said Chestnut. "What is that curious aftertaste? Prunes?
Is n’t it prunes?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account