Paris (France) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction; Philadelphia (Pa.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
"’Oh, yes,’ said the captain, emptying a very stiff glass of rum punch,
which by no means put its own quality into the lessening vigor of his
legs. ’As I was saying, I knew a man once—very clever man; loved a
girl—very clever girl. Man consumedly fond of liquor. Girl did n’t
know which he liked best, the wine or the woman. One day that girl—he
told her a very foolish story about not askin’ for wine if she would put
a k-kiss in the glass. And that day, instead of a k-kiss she put a
little note inside the decanter; and when he had drunk up the wine, and
the men were laughing at this f-fashion of billet-doux, he broke the
decanter with the poker and r-read the note. Give you my word, he never
drank a drop after that; and the note, it was a very c-clever note, and
it just said—’ But at this moment the captain made a queer noise in his
throat, and slipped down, overcome with rebel rum and much Madeira.
Uncle Ned humanely loosened his cravat and sword-belt, and lost no time
in creeping through the dark to his friend’s house, where he found
clothes and a good horse. He was back in camp next day."
"And so this was the wine," said Chestnut; "and the man and the maid are
gone, and the wine is still here. But the end of the story?—what the
girl said in her note?"
"Ask the wine," laughed Hamilton, "or ask some good woman. No man
knows. We shall find Mrs. Hamilton and my daughters in the
drawing-room. They must be at home by this time. You can ask them."
"With all my heart," said Chestnut.
"That is, if you have had enough tobacco," added the host.
"Just one more glass from the disputed bottle," said Wilmington, rising
with the rest, and holding his glass between his face and the lights.
"As our old table-customs seem to interest you, Chestnut, I give you a
toast which I have drunk now these fifty years. Once it was a present
joy; it is now but a sad remembrance. Quite often I say it to myself
when I take my last glass in company; and always when I dine alone I say
it aloud, or it seems to say itself of long habit."
With these words, the spare little, ruddy old gentleman bowed in turn to
each of his fellow-guests, and last to his host, and then said, with a
certain sad serenity of manner: "Here is to each other,"—and with a
slight quaver in his voice,—"and to one other."
With this they turned from the table to follow Hamilton.
John gravely divided the mahogany doors opening into the drawing-room,
and as Mr. Wilmington passed, murmured under his breath, "Dat wine ’s a
sherry, sar, sure ’s ye ’re born."
"Uncle John," replied Wilmington, "you are a great man. Here is a
dollar," and slowly followed his host, humming under his breath the old
drinking-song:
"The bottle ’s the mistress I mean, I mean."
*"A LITTLE MORE BURGUNDY"*
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