Paris (France) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction; Philadelphia (Pa.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
The gentleman addressed looked up. His face, on which were many furrows
of laughter, grew slowly merry at the remembrance of the jest he was
called on to repeat.
"Oh, some of us were rather heavily discussing the duck-shooting on the
Chesapeake. Wharton does not shoot, and, getting tired of the talk, said
quietly, ’Did it ever happen to any of you to go out after Russia duck
and get nothing but canvas back?"
"For a moment we were all caught by the verbal likelihood of it; but
when the laugh came it broke up the duck talk, to Wharton’s delight."
"Ah, he said charming things; and now they are mostly forgotten," said
the host.
"Well, well," cried Wilmington, "so are the dinner and the wine of last
year; but one would have been worse off without them. What was it he
said of Colonel M——? Oh, yes. How the merry ghost of a jest haunts
one, and at last recalls the substance! The colonel had been in the
army, and later settled on a sugar-plantation. Wharton said of him,
quoting Burns, "’His ’prentice han’ he tried on man, and then he made
the lasses O!"’"
"Delightful!" cried Chestnut.
"Here is the terrapin," said Hamilton; and the supper went on with
luxurious simplicity. Next came the ducks, which the host adroitly
carved. Then the cloth was removed, the shining candelabra replaced on
the polished mahogany table, and a crust of bread on a plate set by each
guest. Meantime the talk continued, while Chestnut looked on, much
amused at the gravity which of a sudden fell upon the party.
"Olives?"
"No," said Wilmington, declining. "Nothing cleans the palate like
bread. For red wines, a peach helps one’s taste. Your table is
perfect, Hamilton;" and, turning to the servant, "It does you credit,
Uncle John. How many a fellow must have rolled under it when it was
young! Ah, your old decanters and those coasters could tell some queer
tales."
"A pretty word, ’coaster,’" remarked Chestnut. "Coasters delivering
wine at the human harbors around the table."
"It is not in the dictionaries," said Francis.
"Odd, that," returned Hamilton. "You may like to know, Chestnut, that at
this table Washington, Lafayette, and Franklin have dined."
"All Madeira men, I doubt not," said Wilmington; "that accounts for a
good deal."
"Perhaps," said the host, smiling. "Ah, I see you glancing at the
cigars, Chestnut. But, alas! they are forbidden until the Madeira has
been tasted."
"Cigars!" exclaimed Wilmington. "The mere odor in a room destroys the
palate."
"I have never held to this belief," said Francis, addressing Chestnut.
"But it is common among the lovers of wine. I would like to put
Wilmington on oath as to this strange opinion. At least he will permit
me to ask him if he believes that smoking affects the taste of all
wines?"
"There is but one wine," returned Wilmington.
"And his name is Madeira, of course," laughed Francis. "But there are
other juices of the grape which cannot be quite set aside as bastards."
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