Classicism in literature; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Really? I should like to see the picture.”
“Thank you, sir. It’s in the kitchen. Shall I fetch it? Lizzie says
it’s a very speakin’ likeness, sir, excepting that I was sort o’ took
by surprise, so to say, and had no time to spruce up.”
“Yes, bring it in by all means.”
The gardener hurried away and Ethan turned again to the picture. When
Billings returned Ethan said carelessly:
“By the way, if your wife asks about this you can tell her I
have――er――taken charge of it. Ah, this is the picture, eh? Why, I’d
call that excellent, Billings, excellent! Truly, a very speaking
likeness. You say Miss Devereux took this?”
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“Yes, sir, the same day they was taking the others, sir. I had lopped
off the branches and was standin’ by watching, sir, and after she had
taken that one there, sir, she said to me: ‘Billings, would you mind if
I took’――――”
“Not after she’d taken this, Billings,” interrupted Ethan, in the
interests of accuracy. “She didn’t take this one, of course.”
“I beg pardon, Mr. Ethan?”
“Never mind. I only said you didn’t mean that it was after she had
taken this one; it was another one you meant.”
“Oh, no, sir, it was that very one, sir. I had just lopped off the
branches――――”
“You don’t mean that she took her own picture, surely?” asked Ethan
with a smile.
“No, sir.”
“Exactly.”
“It was that one you have there, sir, she took.”
“This one? Now, look here, Billings, let’s get this straightened out
while we’re at it. Do you mean that Miss Devereux――mind, I’m talking of
_Miss Devereux_――do you mean that Miss Devereux took this photograph I
have in my hands?”
“Yes, sir, that’s the one. I had just lopped――――”
“Never mind the lopping,” interrupted Ethan with smiling impatience.
“But tell me how she did it.”
“Why, sir, she stood her camery up a little ways off, sir; it had three
little legs onto it, sir; and she pressed a little rubber ball, and
the camery went ‘click,’ sir, like that, sir,――‘click!’ and――――”
“Yes, yes, but――now look here, how far off was the camera from――from
this place, where you had lopped the branches?”
“About twenty feet, sir, maybe.”
“Well, will you kindly, tell me how Miss Devereux managed to squeeze
the little rubber ball and get into the picture at the same time?”
“Sir?”
“What I mean is,” answered Ethan patiently, “how could she have been
here――” tapping the photograph he held――“and at the camera the same
instant?”
That was evidently a poser. Billings scratched the back of his head
dubiously. Finally,
“But she wasn’t there, sir!” he explained.
“Wasn’t where? At the camera?”
“Yes, sir; I mean no, sir. She wasn’t there!” He pointed at the picture.
“Wasn’t here!” exclaimed Ethan. “Then how――hang it, man, but here’s her
picture!”
“Beg pardon, Mr. Ethan?” Billings looked both pained and puzzled, and
shot a quick look of inquiry at the dinner table.
“I say here’s her picture, you idiot!” repeated Ethan.
“Whose picture, sir?”
“Why, Miss Devereux’s!”
“No, sir.”
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