Firstly, it would complete the collection, and, secondly, it would
impress upon the mind of the visitor a comparison which he is not
always quick to make for himself. If placed in a cage between the
Orang-outang and the Chimpanzee, an ordinary member of the human
race would arrest the attention of everyone who entered the Large
Ape-house. In such a position he would lead to a thousand
interesting comparisons being made by visitors for whose education
the Gardens do in a large measure exist. Every child would grow up
imbued with the outlook of a Darwin, and would become aware not
only of his own exact place in the animal kingdom, but also in what
he resembled, and in what he differed from the Apes. I would
suggest that such a specimen be shown as far as possible in his
natural surroundings as he exists at the present time, that is to
say in ordinary costume, and employed in some ordinary pursuit.
Thus his cage should be furnished with chairs and a table and with
bookcases. A small bedroom and a bathroom at the back would enable
him to retire when necessary from the public gaze. The expense to
the Society need not be great.
To show my good faith I beg to offer myself for exhibition, subject
to certain reservations which will not be found of an unreasonable
nature.
The following particulars of my person may be of assistance:--
Race: Scottish.
Height: 5 feet 11 inches.
Weight: 11 stone.
Hair: Dark.
Eyes: Blue.
Nose: Aquiline.
Age: 27 years.
I shall be happy to furnish any further information which the
Society may require.
I am, Sir,
Your obedient Servant,
JOHN CROMARTIE.
When he had gone out and posted this letter Mr. Cromartie felt at peace,
and he prepared for the reply with much less anxiety than most young men
would have felt in such a situation.
It would be tedious to describe at any length how this letter was
received by a deputy in the absence of the secretary, and how it was by
him communicated to the working committee on the following Wednesday. It
may, however, be of interest to note that Mr. Cromartie’s offer would in
all probability have been rejected had it not been for Mr. Wollop. He
was a gentleman of advanced years who was not popular with his fellow
members. Mr. Cromartie’s letter, for some reason, threw him into a
paroxysm of rage.
This was a deliberate insult, he declared. This was no laughing matter.
It was a matter which must and should and should and must, without
question, be wiped out by legal proceedings. It would expose the Society
to ridicule if they took it lying down. This and much more in the same
strain gave the rest of the committee time to turn the thing over in
their minds.
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