Cost and standard of living -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Wealth -- Fiction
Mrs. Jericho, without at all meaning it, distilled the question,
letting it fall, cold syllable by cold syllable, upon the naked ear
of her husband. Mr. Jericho bounced up in his chair; and then, like a
spent ball, dropt dumbly down again. He had for a few moments raised
himself above the earthy and material query of Mrs. Jericho, and with
his eyes fixed upon the ceiling, was contemplating an antipodean fly
that holding on with the rest of his legs, was passing two of them
over his head and collar-bone, as flies are accustomed curiously to
do. Mr. Jericho—so rapid is thought, especially when followed by a
creditor—Mr. Jericho had already taken refuge in the republic of
flies—for that flies, unlike bees, are not monarchical, is plain
to any man who contemplates their equality and familiarity in his
sugar-basin and other places—and was beginning to envy the condition
of that domestic insect that had the run of his house, the use of
his very finest furniture, gratis,—when he, the nominal master, the
apparent possessor thereof, had truly no lawful hold thereupon.
What shall we say of a man of a decent and compact figure, a man of
middle height; who nevertheless wishing to stand two inches taller
in the world than fairly beseems him, consents to be stretched by
the rack in the hope of walking the higher for the pulling?—Now Mr.
Jericho was this foolish man. He wanted to stand higher in the world
than his simple means allowed him; and he had submitted himself to
the rack of debt, to be handsomely drawn out. To get appearance upon
debt is, no doubt, every bit as comfortable as to get height upon the
rack. The figure may be expanded; but how the muscle of the heart,
how all the joints are made to crack for it.
Mrs. Jericho—when last she spoke—dropt her question in the coldest,
and most measured manner. Mr. Jericho, recalled from the land of
flies, with curved lips, looked silently, sternly at the life-tenant
of his bosom. And now the syllables fall hotly, heavily, as drops of
molten lead.
“When can I have some money?” and Mrs. Jericho’s figure naturally
rose with the question.
Mr. Jericho jumped from his seat the better to measure himself to his
wife’s attitude. His first purpose was to swear; the oath was ready;
but some good anatomical genius twitched a muscle, the jaw of Jericho
closed, and the unuttered aspick died upon his tongue. He would not
swear; he would not enter upon that coward’s privilege; he felt the
soreness of great provocation; felt that the smallest and least
offensive oath would do him sudden and mysterious good. Nevertheless,
he swallowed the emotion, striking his breast to keep the passion
down. He would be cold as cream.
Mrs. Jericho, however, having the right of arithmetic upon her
side, repeated her question; asking it with a terrible calmness,
at the same time, as though to make the query stinging, waving her
right hand before her husband’s face, with a significant and snaky
motion.—“When can I have some money?”
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