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“Certainly, Nic,” and Basil took his sister’s hand between his own.
“The other flower doesn’t root in the world at all: earth’s too
vulgar for it, dearest maid. It’s a flower so fine, it’s grown out of
silk or velvet, and stands upon a wire stalk. Whatever scent it has,
it isn’t its own: it doesn’t come out of itself, sweet girl, but out
of the fashion. Very fine flowers; very bright, and very sweet, and
very wax-like,—but still, my darling virgin, they are flowers, sown
in silk, cultivated by the scissors, and perched upon stiffness. Not
at all the sort of flower for my button-hole, I can tell you.”
“Dear no! Of course not,” cried the wicked Agatha, clapping her
hands. “Bessy is, of course, _your_ heart’s-ease.”
“My dear little puss,” said Basil, “I like Bessy, as I said, because
she doesn’t think herself too good for other people: for all that,
I’m not good enough for her. No, my little tortoise-shell, I shall
always study humility, it’s safest—shall always think myself not good
enough for any woman in the world. When I die, this is the epitaph
I shall have grown over me:—‘_He was so humble of spirit, he never
lifted his thoughts to marriage. Reader, go and do likewise._’”
“My dear, strange Basil!” said Mrs. Jericho, with an incredulous
laugh.
“Shall endeavour to leave five pounds a-year, to have that epitaph
grown over me in mustard and cress. Five pounds a-year, ma’am, to the
sexton, to keep my memory green.”
“I wonder what Miss Carraways would say if she heard you. But I know
better,” said Monica. “I think, Agatha, we had better bespeak our
posts as bridesmaids.”
“Wouldn’t suffer it, my darling girls,” said Basil. “If ever I was to
marry—not that I ever shall; no, no,—I shall walk through the world
with the mustard-and-cress steadily in my eye—you shouldn’t come near
my wife. No, no; you’re too good, too fine, too embroidered, for the
plain work of matrimony. Bless your little filagree hearts, before
you marry you ought to perform quarantine in cotton, and serve seven
years to pies and puddings.”
“Now, my dear, dear Basil”—
But Edwin, entering with a letter, destroyed Mrs. Jericho’s sentence
in its early syllables.
“How curious!” cried Mrs. Jericho. “A letter from Mrs. Carraways. I
know her dear hand from all my friends: there is such a flow of the
lady about it. Ha! the party. ‘_Mr. and Mrs. Carraways request the
honour of—_’ yes; we are all invited. This is to be the great fête of
the season. Jogtrot Lodge will be burningly brilliant. The richest
people will be there, and I have heard,” and Mrs. Jericho lowered her
voice, “I have heard, some of the nobility.”
“No doubt,” said Basil; “just a lord or two, to keep ’em sweet.”
“Really, Basil, you ought to go and live in a cave, upon wild
elder-berries; you ought,” said Monica; and then she turned to her
parent, with a look of touching helplessness. “But, my dear mamma;
_how_ are we to go?”
“Yes, mamma,” said the forlorn Agatha, “_how_ are we to go?”
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