Cost and standard of living -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Wealth -- Fiction
Mr. Jericho sat in his study; and still his dream sat astride his
spirit. Much of the first distinctness of the vision had faded in the
morning light; nevertheless, he could piece out sufficient from its
mistiness to make him dull and dumpish. He was not a superstitious
man—certainly not. He would despise himself to be troubled by a
dream; and then he shifted in his seat, and took up the newspaper
and laid it down again. And then he thought all dreams were to be
read backwards: and thus, his vision of the Bank Cellars was to be
mockingly realised by the Queen’s Bench. And then he looked about
him and took heart. Pooh! dreams were playthings for conjurors and
gypsies; quite beneath the thought of a reasonable, a respectable
man. He had often dreamt he had been hanged, and what had come of
it? Nothing; good or bad. Mr. Jericho again took up the newspaper,
and was endeavouring to interest himself in the affairs of his
holiness the Pope, when the door opened. He winced, for he knew the
feminine turn of the handle; he winced, we say, but nevertheless
manfully with the paper before his eyes tried to keep his soul
apart—far away at the Court of Rome. He heard the well-known rustling
of the well-known skirts, and shivered just a little at the sound.
Three or four of the softest footsteps told distinctly on the
silence; and then—he knew it, though he saw it not—Mrs. Jericho in
her morning muslin, subsided upon the opposite chair like a summer
wave.
Mr. Jericho, almost without knowing it, had shifted himself to the
Tyrol, and was trying to wonder at the next move of the Emperor of
Austria, when Mrs. Jericho slightly coughed. Upon this, Jericho, a
little agitated, found himself among the list of bankrupts; then
he took flight to the House of Commons; where he became intensely
absorbed by the Sugar Question, in which he would have been happy to
be busied all the morning, when the wife of his bosom observed,—
“Mr. Jericho”——
“My dear, just now it is impossible,” said Jericho, shifting.
“What is impossible, Mr. Jericho?” asked the lady, with cold wonder.
“Why, just now—I—I cannot let you have any money,” said Jericho; and
he wiped his brow.
“Did I ask for money, Mr. Jericho?” inquired the wife, wounded by the
imputation.
“Eh! Why—humph! Didn’t you?” cried Jericho, somewhat incredulous.
“Will you oblige me, Mr. Jericho, by looking at that?” and Mrs.
Jericho handed in the Carraways’ letter.
“Oh! Ha!” cried Jericho—“An invitation to their grand party. Very
kind of ’em. People who ought to be cultivated. Considering the money
they have, they don’t hold their head quite high enough, to be sure;
nevertheless, very good people; very rich people. We shall go, my
dear, of course.”
Mrs. Jericho folded her hands together, dropt them gently into
her lap, then turned her very placid face full in the face of her
husband, and slowly, and very anxiously put to him these words—“And
_how_ are we to go, Mr. Jericho?”
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