A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"Maher, William H.
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A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"
Maher, William H.
Traveling sales personnel -- Fiction
I appreciate such a man as Whipper. Whatever it was he was doing he
always dropped it, and met a salesman as if he was honestly pleased. I
think that ought to offset a great many sins. I hope it will.
I told him my little story and he looked as if he believed every word
I said. Then he asked, in a very confidential tone “What is your best
price on American bull-dogs?”
“Two dollars and eighty-five cents.”
“Phew! You are far out of the way, my dear boy, far out of the way. Did
you see this last card of Reachum's? No? How could you? You are on the
road. We now get two postals a day from Reachum, and I expect to see
them coming oftener by and by. Tom, where's Reachum's last card?”
“I don't know; I toss them in the waste basket when I come across them.”
“Don't do it again; I want to make a collection of them in an album. So
$2.85 is the best you can do?”
Now, $2.85 was as well as any one could do, and we only had a margin of
10 per cent. to figure on. But I determined to cut a little, just for
fun, and see what the upshot would be. So I said, “$2.85 is bottom
everywhere, but I am going to make you a special price of $2.82 1/2.”
“Tom,” said he turning to the desk, “What was that Shiverhim & Gaily
man's price for bull-dogs?”
“Two dollars and eighty cents.”
I swore to myself that I would punch Blissam's head when I next met him
in a good place. There was no getting even with him, let alone getting
ahead of him. I dared not go below $2.80, sell or no sell, so I began to
talk brand.
“Two dollars and eighty cents is all the Lovell bull-dog ought to sell
for,” I said: “in fact $2.75 is Reachum's price on them, but we are
selling F.& W. goods, and can easily get 5 to 10 cents more for them.”
“Will you sell me some of Lovell's at $2.75?”
“I would if I had them, but we don't carry them. I'll make you the F.
& W. at $2.80, and I shall catch thunder for doing that. But I want to
sell you.”
“To be sure; to be sure!”
He said this as a man might humor a child, and as if he fully understood
all that was in my mind.
“Tom, do we need any bull-dogs?”
“No, sir; got 50 on the way from Reachum at $2.70.”
CHAPTER VI.
I probably looked as disappointed as I felt, for Whipper's voice took on
a very sympathetic tone. “You could not touch $2.70?” he asked.
“No, sir.”
I felt like adding, “I can't touch anything; I'm going home.”
“What is your price on cartridges?”
“Combination price; same as every one else.”
“Is this your first trip?”
“Yes, and my last. I'm not cut out for the road. I don't suppose I could
sell you anything even if you wanted it; I'm not a success.”
“Pooh; pooh! I've been on the road myself; it is not always fair
sailing, and it is not always foul. Keep a stiff upper lip.”
Yes, keep a stiff upper lip, when goods were being sold at cost all
around you! I was not built that way. Just then the book-keeper, Tom,
handed a memo to Whipper and he turned to me. “Have you Quickenbush
rifles?”
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