England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Guardian and ward -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Love stories
Just before the curtain rose for the first tableau the conductor pressed
his button once. After an interval of about two seconds, since the
stage-lights showed no inclination to go up,--as a matter of fact the
controller of illuminants was tenderly nursing a hopelessly perforated
eardrum,--the agitated musician, convinced that the bell had not rung,
rang it again. Consequently, just as the curtain rose, every single lamp
on the stage, from the footlights to the overhead battens, was hastily
extinguished. Confusion reigned supreme. The conductor pressed his
button frantically and continuously; the electrician lost his head
completely, and began to turn off switches which controlled the lights
in the dressing-rooms and the hall itself; while the faithful orchestra,
suddenly bereft of both light and leadership, endeavoured with heroic
but misguided enthusiasm to keep the flag flying by strident
improvisations of the most varied and individual character.
The audience, who had come prepared for anything, sat unmoved; but
dolorous cries were heard from the dressing-rooms and vestibule. Above
all rose the voice of the conductor, calling aloud for the blood of the
electrician and refusing to be comforted. The first _tableau vivant_
partook of the nature of an "extra turn," and was not foreshadowed in
the programme. It took place in the middle of the stage, and depicted
two overheated gentlemen (one carrying a _bâton_ and the other _en
déshabille_) explaining (_fortissimo_) the purport of a type-written
document to a third (who caressed his right ear all the time) by the
light of a single wax vesta.
After this gratuitous contribution to the gaiety of the proceedings the
official programme came into force, and various attractive and romantic
visions were unfolded to the audience. Certainly the tableaux were well
mounted. The success of A Gambler's Wife and Two Strings to her Bow was
beyond question. Haliburton, too, made a striking appearance in
Orchardson's Hard Hit--the famous gambling picture with the countless
packs of cards strewn upon the floor--wherein the broken gamester turns
with his hand on the door-handle to take a last look at the three men
who have mastered him.
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