England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Guardian and ward -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Love stories
There were minor blemishes, of course. The composure of the beauteous
band who were discovered--when the conductor had been hounded back to
his stool and the bemused electrician replaced by a man of more enduring
fibre--contemplating their own charms in The Mirror of Venus was utterly
wrecked--yea, transformed into helpless giggles--by a totally unexpected
ejaculation of "Good old Gertie!" proceeding from a young man in the
front row--evidently a brother--chiefly remarkable for a made-up tie and
a red silk handkerchief, and directed apparently (if one may judge by
consequences) at a massively-built young woman kneeling third from the
end on the prompt side. During another tableau, as Prince Charles stood
rigid in the embrace of Flora Macdonald, the audience sat spellbound for
thirty breathless seconds, what time the unhappy prince's tartan
stockings slipped inch by inch from the neighbourhood of his knees, past
the boundary line where artificial brown left off and natural white
began, right down to his ankles--a _contretemps_ which, as Mr. D'Arcy
remarked to Mrs. Leroy, added a touch of animation to what would
otherwise have been a somewhat lifeless representation.
The comedietta was not an unqualified success. It was one of those
characteristic products of what may be called the Back-Drawing-Room
School, in which complications begin shortly after the rise of the
curtain with the delivery and perusal of a certain letter, and are
automatically adjusted at the end of about thirty-five minutes by the
introduction of another, which explains everything, settles differences,
precipitates engagements, and brings the curtain down upon all the
characters standing in a row in carefully assorted couples.
This somewhat trite and conventional plot was agreeably varied by the
vagaries of the talented gentleman who played the footman responsible
for the delivery of the letters. He brought on the second letter first,
with the result that the heroine found herself exclaiming: "How foolish
I have been! Gerald had been true to me through all! I must go to him at
once! We can be married to-morrow!" after the drama had been in progress
some three minutes,--a catastrophe only tided over by some perfectly
Napoleonic "gagging" by the comic man and an entirely unrehearsed
entrance (with obvious assistance from the rear) of the footman, with
the right letter.
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