Admiral Sir John Villiers was of all landowners the most peppery.
He could not keep on terms with the farmers, his tenants; he never
attempted to be on terms with his relations, and his warlike attitude
toward the owner of the adjacent property of Torres was notorious.
A man so revelling in storms as the admiral must needs have _some_
quarrel with his next-door neighbor, and the subject-matter is easily
found. A bit of land contested, a dubiousness of fence, and behold Sir
John Villiers rampant. The makings of a despot had the admiral; he was
kindness itself (in his imperious way) so long as he was not crossed;
but oppose the most reasonable of wills to his and England itself, let
alone Devonshire, was not large enough to contain him.
Unfortunately, it was Roscoria who happened to be the next-door
neighbor, and very warm the admiral made the neighborhood.
Roscoria loved every inch of Torres, and held his own with an iron
grip. The admiral took it into his head that a corner on the boundary
of the two properties belonged to himself, and he set himself to wrest
it from Roscoria. A little representation and cajolery he tried first,
then threats, for he did not mean to be ousted by an impudent young
puppy like Louis Roscoria. But the owner of Torres stood firm.
The relations were thus a little strained, when a glorious piece of
strategy occurred to Louis the lover. He had just declared himself to
Lyndis, and had received her assurance that she loved him in return,
and would marry him gladly could the admiral be squared.
So Roscoria arranged a dinner at Torres Hall, Tregurtha and two or
three others to be present, and then went over himself to invite the
admiral. Sir John Villiers hemmed and ha'd, and would have curtly
declined to enter the young man's house, but, scenting the battle afar
off, and hoping for a good rousing tussle, he consented, grimly.
Some fine old port came up from the cellar of Torres, and a very jolly
party Roscoria and Tregurtha managed to make of it. The admiral, who
came in at first snuffing haughtily and twirling his eyeglass with the
most warlike aspect imaginable, was soothed and smoothed as the wine
went round, and at last began to tell stories.
Propitious circumstance! Need we say how the young men roared with
laughter at indifferent naval anecdotes, and greeted one effort at an
august pun with clamorous applause? Tregurtha burst forth at last,
followed by the others, into the _Lobgesang_, "For he's a jolly
good fellow!" and this was the signal for Roscoria to edge himself
confidentially close to the admiral and insinuate:
"Indeed, sir, we are all convinced of this, and it makes me
all the more regretful that there should be any--any small
mis--mis--understanding." (Roscoria here grew very nervous, and
stammered a good deal.) "Fact is, Sir John, we all think here that
things could be most comfortably settled if--if you could be content to
make one small sacrifice. You have a niece----"
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