A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversionsAdams, Oscar Fay
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A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversions
Adams, Oscar Fay
Drama; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
FALSTAFF. No inn within this heathen isle, no sack within the
inn! Is this a fit place to bring a good Christian knight? ’Twere
enough to make a man of my sanguine and fiery composition turn
Muscovite on the instant, for your Muscovite, as I take it, is a most
ungodly knave, and an infidel to boot, and without a moderate deal of
sack, such as is needful for a man of my kidney, how is Christendom
to be kept on its legs? What gives the justice discretion? Why,
sack! What gives the lover whereby to gain the hand of his mistress?
Why, sack! What gives the young man a merry heart and the old man a
sanguine favour? Why, sack! What gives the soldier courage in the day
of battle? Why, sack! Marry, then, he that hath his bellyful of sack
hath discretion, courage, a ruddy visage, a merry heart and a nimble
tongue.
LAUNCE [_aside_] The discretion that cometh with what he calls
sack is e’en but a scurvy kind of discretion, to my thinking, for all
of the stout gentleman’s saying. Here’s Crab, my dog, and he be not
so niggard of his tongue, could tell so much as that comes to, on any
day i’ the week.
FALSTAFF. What be these folk that forswear sack? Why, lean
anatomies with not so much blood in their bodies as would suffice
for a flea’s breakfast. The skin hangs upon their bones for all the
world like a loose garment. You may feel the wind blow through their
bodies. ’Twere a simple abuse of terms to call such starvelings men:
your poor forked radish would become the name better.
MIRANDA. This stout knight hath a nimble wit, in sooth,
But yet he doth not please me, for his eye
Bespeaks wanton desires, intemperate loves,
That ill do company his thin grey hairs.
_Soft music heard._
[_Exeunt_ FALSTAFF, LAUNCE, MERCUTIO,
ROMEO, NURSE _and_ PETER _by twos. A
mist arises, and after a little vanishes._
TRINCULO. A murrain light on all unsociable folk. They might
have bidden us to be of their company, methinks.
STEPHANO. Why, man, these are but ghosts come from nowhere. By
the bones of my dead grandsire, I’ve small mind to turn myself into
a ghost even thereby to leave this isle and Caliban’s hard service.
But, look you, Prospero’s daughter and her prince are stayed behind;
an’ they be not ghosts of the same feather I marvel where they have
bestowed themselves on this isle since Prospero forsook it.
CALIBAN. Will you be ever talking, fool? [_beats him_] take that,
And make your tongue a prisoner to your teeth.
STEPHANO _runs away, crying out loudly the while_.
[_Enter the_ FOOL _and_ LEAR.
FOOL. Good nuncle, here be Christian folk; let’s bide. The night
cometh when a rotten thatch, even, is a more comfortable blanket than
a skyful of little stars.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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