A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversions — John Shaqi
A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversionsAdams, Oscar Fay
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A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversions
Adams, Oscar Fay
Drama; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
BOTTOM. Masters, you will marvel to behold me here, but the
very truth of the matter is that I did fall asleep, and being asleep
I did dream, and as I did lie a-dreaming I was in a manner translated
to this place, which methinks is an island, for I did espy much water
anear as I was brought hither. But, masters, I do marvel much to look
upon you here also.
FRANCIS FLUTE. Methinks, friend Bottom, you are not the sole
wight in Athens esteemed worthy translation.
ROBIN STARVELING. How an’ we be not translated either?
PETER QUINCE. Robin Starveling speaks well and to the centre
of the matter. Know then, good bully Bottom, we are translated as
yourself, but methinks you have lost more in the translating than
have we; is’t not e’en so, masters all?
ALL. Right, good Peter Quince.
BOTTOM. I have lost nothing that should cause you envy, good
friends all, and so I assure you. [_Brays loudly_] What say you then
to my voice? Is my voice perished?
TOM SNOUT. No, Nick Bottom.
BOTTOM. I thank you, good Tom Snout, and to show you that I
am the same Nick Bottom, however my visage may appear altered, for
travel doth greatly age a man, as they say, you shall hear me wake
the echoes once again.
[_Brays a second time, more loudly._
QUINCE. Methinks your voice, good Bottom, has lost somewhat of
sweetness.
BOTTOM. That’s all one, good Peter Quince, for the simple
truth of the matter is that you have no such delicate ear for fine
harmonies as I am endow’d with.
[_Strokes his ears._
QUINCE. It doth seem so on more properer consideration, and I
had an ear that were the parallax of yours ’twere pity of my life.
ALL. Indeed, an’ ’twere but pity of your life, Peter Quince.
BOTTOM. How say you, masters, shall not we spread ourselves?
[_All sit down._
MIRANDA. O Ferdinand, be these all mortal like
Ourselves? More surely I did never spy
So hideously strange a being such
As he who hath the ass’s head.
FERDINAND. Nor I.
Belike he hath incurr’d some wizard’s spite
And, all unwitting, wears this semblance till
The wizard’s anger shall be spent. But see,
His fellows play upon his ignorance
And of his strange beguilement make their sport.
BOTTOM. Since it is conceded by all of you that I have lost
nothing by translation, doth it not follow, moreover, that I have
somewhat gained by that same adventure?
FLUTE. In good truth you have gained by somewhat, Nick Bottom.
BOTTOM. I were an ass, indeed, an’ I had not.
SNUG. And twice an ass, moreover, should he be that would go
about to steal it from you.
BOTTOM. Methinks that I could munch a savoury salad of thistles
with much stomach to’t.
QUINCE. Your thistles be a thought too biting for my stomach.
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