A Pasteboard Crown: A Story of the New York StageMorris, Clara
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A Pasteboard Crown: A Story of the New York Stage
Morris, Clara
Actresses -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Theater -- Fiction
"Ah," moaned the welcomed mistress to her following husband and
daughters, "in former years my butler and housekeeper would have
received me, and with their clothes all on" (the girls choked audibly),
"but," sighed Mrs. Lawton, "that was before your poor misguided father
had lost everything for us!"
"Including the servants' clothes," whispered Dorothy, and with a "Poor
papa!" each girl gave him a pat on the arm as, passing him by, they took
hold of their mother, and with much loving bustle got her bonnet and
veil and gloves and beady mantle off and put her into the only chair yet
brought into the house, where, with a soap-box beneath her feet, she
could sit and comfortably give directions that no one heeded, and scold
people who were unconscious that they were the objects of her wrath.
Some shades were up, two carpets were down, and a gruesome old piano
stood, glooming, from one end of the sitting-room, before the girls
would consent to have lunch, for, said Sybil, "That piano, that noble
instrument of perfect tone and action, standing outside on the grass,
was a direct challenge to Heaven to send down rain."
"My dear," mildly remonstrated Mr. Lawton, "don't be sarcastic."
"John!" interrupted Mrs. Lawton, "I don't see why you should accuse the
child of being sarcastic. You must remember that in about the seventies
some of our greatest pianists sat before that instrument, which was one
of my many wedding gifts, and Sybil very reasonably called it a piano of
perfect tone and action. You should not be so ready to criticise your
children, John. Oh, I do hope that tea is going to be strong, my dears,
for I am positively beyond speech." A declaration which lost
considerable of its force when she continued to describe the glorious
past of her rosewood monster, until she was silenced momentarily by a
cup of strong tea. For, camping in all the wild confusion of boxes and
bundles, they proceeded to enjoy a luncheon of bread and butter and
chipped dried beef, with the soul-reviving accompaniment of fragrant
though forbidden green tea. Just as Mrs. Lawton, groaning over the
thickness of the bread, was starting out to describe the transparent
thinness of the slices cut by some bondwoman of the past, Lena, all
smiles, came tramping in with a boiled egg in a shaving-mug:
"Youst for de mistress," she announced, and placed the mug on that
lady's knee. "Dat's youst laid fresh dis minute alretty. Wat you t'ink
of dat, eh?"
"But--but!" flustered Mr. Lawton, "that doesn't belong to us--we have no
hens!"
"No," acquiesced Lena, "but dot hen she nest on us--so I tak' dot egg!"
"Well, that's dishonest!" declared Mr. Lawton.
"Nein! nein!" contradicted Lena, who always grew more German in
excitement: "Uf it is tree egg--four--six egg, dot may make of de
steal--but youst one eggs only pay for de use of de nest!" And Lena made
a triumphant exit to the laughter of the girls and a thrill of song from
the canary on the mantel-piece, who dearly loved a noise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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