Mayhem, Johnny (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"My God," the Captain said finally. "Why did it happen? Why did it have
to happen to the _Glory of the Galaxy_?"
"What are you going to do, sir?"
"_I_ can't do anything. I won't take the responsibility. Have the
radioman contact the Hub at once."
"Yes, sir."
_The Glory of the Galaxy_, the SOS ship heading on collision course with
the sun, was making its maiden run from the assembly satellites of Earth
across the inner solar system via the perihelion passage which would
bring it within twenty-odd million miles of the sun, to Mars which now
was on the opposite side of Sol from Earth. Aboard the gleaming new ship
was the President of the Galactic Federation and his entire cabinet.
* * * * *
The Fomalhautian freighter's emergency message was received at the Hub
of the Galaxy within moments after it had been sent, although the normal
space distance was in the neighborhood of one hundred thousand light
years. The message was bounced--in amazingly quick time--from office to
office at the hub, cutting through the usual red tape because of its top
priority. And--since none of the normal agencies at the Hub could handle
it--the message finally arrived at an office which very rarely received
official messages of any kind. This was the one unofficial, extra-legal
office at the Hub of the Galaxy. Lacking official function, the office
had no technical existence and was not to be found in any Directory of
the Hub. At the moment, two young men were seated inside. Their sole job
was to maintain liaison with a man whose very existence was doubted by
most of the human inhabitants of the Galaxy but whose importance could
not be measured by mere human standards in those early days when the
Galactic League was becoming the Galactic Federation.
The name of the man with whom they maintained contact was Johnny Mayhem.
"Did you read it?" the blond man asked.
"I read it."
"If it got down here, that means they can't handle it anywhere else."
"Of course they can't. What the hell could normal slobs like them or
like us do about it?"
"Nothing, I guess. But wait a minute! You don't mean you're going to
send Mayhem, without asking him, without telling--"
"We can't ask him now, can we?"
"Johnny Mayhem's _elan_ is at the moment speeding from Canopus to Deneb,
where on the fourth planet of the Denebian system a dead body is waiting
for him in cold storage. The turnover from League to Federation status
of the Denebian system is causing trouble in Deneb City, so Mayhem--"
"Deneb City will probably survive without Mayhem. Well, won't it?"
"I guess so, but--"
"I know. The deal is we're supposed to tell Mayhem where he's going and
what he can expect. The deal also is, every inhabited world has a body
waiting for his _elan_ in cold storage. But don't you think if we could
talk to Mayhem now--"
"It isn't possible. He's in transit."
"Don't you think if we could talk to him now he would agree to board the
_Glory of the Galaxy_?"
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