Businessmen -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction
"Be reasonable!" Bill shouted. He lunged to one side, taking the
shut-off valve handle with him. A liquid hissing burst in his ears. He
glimpsed a stream of strong-smelling liquid shoot from the well valve,
over his head, spearing the Uvan guard with a tremendous splash. Then
he shook himself. He could hardly believe what his eyes saw. _The
Uvan simply melted under the liquid!_ In less than a minute there was
nothing but a lump of resinous substance on the floor and a radium gun
in the middle of it.
Bill shook his head as though he were suffering from a fantastic form
of nightmare generally known as "space jitters." He jammed the shut-off
valve back into place without actually accounting for his actions and
stumbled out of the shack.
"Bill, where have you been?" It was Kitty.
"Where have I been? Great Comets, I know the ropes now! Let's get
Webster before the Patrol comes."
* * * * *
"Oh," said Uvan Commissioner Webster as he saw Bill, Kitty and
Olé stumble into the parlor of his residence, "I thought you were
the Tubby person. Made so much noise. He claims he's an important
man--Commissioner of the Fuel Monopoly. Is that right?"
"Forget Tubby Castlebottom a moment," said Kitty. "Bill's made a
discovery."
"A discovery? On Uva? That's impossible," said Webster.
"Impossible--nothing!" Bill cut in excitedly. He pushed Webster into a
chair. "You know what? There's etheroel on this planetoid. The real
stuff. It's drilled and ready to take off. Come on now, give me the
lowdown on why those wells are sealed? Why didn't you tell me?"
Commissioner Webster stiffened in his chair. His sunny features turned
dead white. For a second he gaped at his three visitors, then he
noticed that little Olé looked more scared than himself.
"Y-Y-You shouldn't have found the wells," he finally stuttered. "Oh,
Lord, it's the taboo."
"Taboo? You mean you knew about the etheroel wells all this time?" Bill
demanded in exasperation.
Webster nodded timidly. "Certainly. But I thought you came here merely
to get a formula for the synthetic fuel."
"They wouldn't give it to me."
"No. I didn't imagine they would. But trying didn't hurt," explained
Webster. "You see, it's the taboo. The undersurface of Uva is
fantastically rich in etheroel reservoirs. When the Spaniards first
controlled Uva they exploited the etheroel hand over fist because it
was worth its weight in gold. But they were ruthless about it for
etheroel, like everything that has an ether-alcohol base, is death to
the Uvans."
"Dissolves them, eh?" said Bill.
Webster shot back a frightened glance. "Yes, the alcohol just tears
down their resin bodies. The Spaniards made the mistake of forcing
the Uvans to operate the wells. Cheap labor, you know. That's why
the government sealed the wells. The Uvans were more valuable as
_brain-registers_ for the universe. Alcohol and caviar are the two
things these people are never absent-minded about."
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