Businessmen -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction
A moment later the pillory holding Castlebottom was carted away to
the local courthouse, the entire population of Uva following it. The
stocks, holding Bill and Kitty were released, freeing them.
"That's nice," said Bill as he rubbed his neck and dropped to the
ground beside Kitty and the Commissioner. "But what's going to happen
to Castlebottom?"
Webster shook his head forlornly. "Oh, by the time they get him to the
court and ready for trial they'll have forgotten the charges again. The
Uvans are terribly absent-minded about little things like that. They'll
bring him back to the market and put him in the stocks again. It's the
stock punishment. But now, let's get along and find you an office."
"An office?" Kitty Carlton interrupted.
Webster took her arm in colonial gentleman fashion and began walking.
"Yes, my dear," he said. "You'll both need an office. Everyone needs a
place to think in. An office is best. You understand, Uva's principal
industry is thinking. If you're to be here for any length of time
you'll need an office."
Webster halted, let his eyes scan the oddly shaped buildings bordering
the market-place, then he set off toward an empty stall in a nearby
building. As he entered, followed by Bill and Kitty, he waved his hand
elegantly. "This should do. Everything you'll need: umbrella stand,
chairs and a do-not-disturb sign ... ah.... What's your name?"
"Petrie, Fuel Monopoly," said Bill.
Webster took a scrap of chalk from his pocket and scrawled a hasty,
uneven sign on the amber sidewalk before the little office.
PETRIE OFFICE FUEL MONOPOLY
"Now, let's go in," continued Webster. He hung out the do-not-disturb
sign and pulled all the shades so that nothing could be seen of the
street. Then, with exaggerated caution resulting only from life in a
prohibition era, he brought forth a personal flask and three folding
cups. "Got to be careful here," he added. "The Uvans are made mostly of
resin. It's soluble in alcohol."
"Hah, so that's why the door buzzer on your residence gave me such a
jump," Bill laughed. "Resin is a non-conductor of electricity. They
don't need any insulation here, eh?"
"They're awfully absent-minded," smiled Kitty. "Has that anything to do
with their brightness?"
Webster sipped his brandy slowly and discreetly.
"You don't know about the segmentation?" he asked.
"No," replied Kitty. "All that we know about Uva is what we're supposed
to know. In fact, the outside world has the general impression that the
Uvan _brain-register_ is just one big puddle of brains. You push a
button and out comes an answer."
"Ah, such a sadness. Such misconception," Webster murmured.
"What about the segmentation?" asked Bill.
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