Not being, however, quite satisfied in her mind as to the rival effects
of pink ribbons in her cap, or blue, she ran off to her room to
institute a comparison, thereby just failing to notice the entrance of
a strange guest.
CHAPTER IV
The man who, avoiding the bar, made his way straight into the
coffee-room, entered with an air in which jauntiness and limpness were
curiously combined. His get-up showed that curious caricature of the
prevailing fashion which dressy young men of depraved, or at least
untutored, judgment are prone to affect, and was, from his patent
leather boots to his aggressive diamond tie-pin, in singular contrast
to his dusty and rather forlorn appearance. His clothes, in spite of
their over-smart cut, had the stale, creased look of garments that have
been worn for several days continuously. They were, indeed, in keeping
with the wearer's hunted look, resembling in character the coat of a
fox after a stiff run.
With a half yawn, half sigh of exhaustion, the man dropped into a
wooden armchair, and flicked with his partridge cane a bell on the
table by him.
"Heigho! My last fling. Now for a good one," he muttered.
Miss Popkiss, more than usually on the alert, and postponing for the
moment the respective claims of blue and pink, lost no time in
presenting herself.
"Well, my dear, what have you got in the house?" the man inquired,
pulling himself together and speaking jauntily, partly from policy,
partly from the natural instinct ever roused by the propinquity of a
pretty girl.
"Nice cold sirloin, sir," Mercy answered mechanically, regarding the
new guest with expectant eyes.
"Beef? Is that the best you can do?" he asked, with a dissatisfied
laugh.
"Fowl, sir," Miss Popkiss suggested in a preoccupied tone, trying to
adjust the customer's appearance and manner with her preconceived ideas
of the peerage.
"Fowl; that's better. No game?"
"Game's not in season, sir."
He gave a loud mirthless laugh to cover his mistake. "No, I suppose
not in the country," he retorted with cockney wit. "Now, look here, my
dear," he went on, impressively tapping her arm with the crook of his
stick; "to cut it short, I want the best dinner you can serve me;
regardless of expense, several courses--as many as you like--you
understand? Tell cook to do her best, and to hurry up with it."
"Yes, sir," responded Miss Popkiss, having now little doubt as to the
guest's identity. "Will you take anything to drink, sir?" she asked,
lingeringly, calculating the social advantage to be derived from being
the first in the place to see the long-lost and newly-found Lord Quorn.
"Will I take anything to drink?" He whistled scornfully at the
suggestion of a doubt in the matter. "Where's your wine-list?"
Miss Popkiss roused herself from her contemplation, and brought it.
The guest ran his fingers quickly down the column devoted not to the
brands but to their prices. "Look here. A bottle of number eleven and
a bottle of twenty-four pop."
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