With a prodigious effort Mr. Leo pulled himself together. "We've had
enough of your lip," he declared in a loud voice. "I don't jaw, I
fight. Look here." He caught up the fire-irons one after another and
went through the rather too familiar business of twisting and snapping
them. The duke watched the performance with folded arms and a
sarcastic smile. Mr. Leo, lashing himself into as much of a fine fury
as he could attain, and losing his head in the process, took a silver
goblet from a niche in the overmantel and with a mighty play of muscle
squeezed it out of shape, not altogether to the silent Lord Quorn's
satisfaction. "That's the way I talk," he cried, with gathering
confidence, as he tossed the shapeless cup on the floor. "Any man who
argues with me knows what to expect. It's too late to apologize when
I've snapped your legs and arms for you and dislocated your neck."
The duke intimated politely to his fuming opponent his entire agreement
with the remark. "I am sorry," he went on suavely, "if I have spoken
in a language which has not appealed to your grace. Perhaps I may yet
be so fortunate as to be able to make myself better understood."
As he spoke he took a candle from the table, and, flicking off the
shade, set it on the side-board. Then he pivoted round and stepped ten
paces across the room, turned, whipped out his revolver, took instant
aim and fired. The candle stood as before, but extinguished. The duke
advanced and bowed with something, it must be confessed, of the air of
a music-hall performer. "That," he said quietly, "is how I reply to
your grace's remarks. I trust I have the good fortune to make myself
understood. No?"
Quite gratuitously imagining a negative on Mr. Leo's part, which that
redoubtable fighter was far from expressing, the duke made a swift
movement and tore down a rapier which hung as an ornament on the wall.
After making a few passes, which seemed to have Mr. Leo's person for
their ultimate destination, he spitted the shade of another candle,
flung it aside, and drawing back, put himself in fencing attitude, and
lunging furiously, after a grand flourish, just hit the wick and
extinguished it likewise. Then he favoured his impressed audience with
a deprecating gesture intimating that his exhibition of skill was a
matter of small account, after which, without waiting for comments or
applause, he turned with startling ferocity upon Mr. Leo and in an
unpleasantly resonant tone commanded him to take down the fellow weapon
and defend himself.
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